1. Use proper grammar. If you don't, Kit will be forced to beat you with the grammar bat and/or lolcat you to near death. This includes chatspeak and 1337 speak, unless for joking purposes.
2. Keep bad language to a minimum. Everyone likes to cuss; it's a rule of life. Don't do it in every post.
3. Attempt to treat all members with respect. This is especially true if the member is senior to you in posts or rank. However, if said member is being a wanker to you, feel free to be a wanker back to them. I will review the conversations if anyone has complaints about who's at fault.
4. No pornography, cybering, or jumping. For those of you that don't know, jumping is joining an area, such as a forum, specifically to get a girlfriend/boyfriend, or to find someone to cyber with. I will delete your account if you are found doing this.
5. Adding to the above account-deletion rules, all spambots will be deleted upon discovery. If you join and never post, or post only sparsely, your account may be deleted at our discretion, and possibly just for our entertainment. Accounts that haven't posted in a long time might be deleted as well. So, keep posting!
6. No matter how much you wish for it, you will not gain the powers to pwn me or DarkRiku (the other admin). Sorry, it's not in the cards.

Infraction of any of these rules will lead to a warn, ban, or deletion of your account, depending in the mood I'm in.