The teacher stood in front of her class and asked them to name something that the family had needed and recently aquired.
The first little girl stood up and said "we needed a new lawnmower so my dad went out and bought one" "thats a very good answer" said the teacher "giving a good example of a household needing something"
Next to stand up was another little girl and she said"Our electric kettle burnt out so we needed a new one and my dad went to Currys and bought a new one "another good answer"said the teacher " giving once more an exmple of a household needing things"
Up stood young Paddy"we don,t need anything in our house " he said " why don,t you need anything Paddy "? said the teacher " it seems to be very unusual if a household needs nothing" " well " said Paddy "we are a catholic family and my sister came home with her new boyfriend who is a Muslim"and my dad said "Thats the LAST thing we f----ng need"

As a practicing muslim I find this so called joke offensive !

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