A sign of getting old is ,
When your wife says "lets go upstairs and make love"
and you answer "pick one I can,t do both"
When a gorgeous dolly bird passes by your front window and your pacemaker opens the garage doors
If you are a woman,
When your friend compliments you on your alligator shoes and you are really barefoot
When you go bra-less and it pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.