>
> Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the
> barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
>
> The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
>
> So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
>
> Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
>
> The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
>
> Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one
bicycle
> repairman."
>
> The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
>
> Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry
about
> the 10 million Iraqis!"