SAY NO TO CRUELTY TOWARDS WRESTLERS!

[Yart]

First they stuff them unwillingly with steroids, then they make them fight their sexuality by drowning them in endless amounts of girls, now THIS!

NASA MUST BE STOPPED!!

Listen people! This is crooked and absolutely wrong! These men cannot be abused like this and we have to do something about it! Just look! He's practically begging to be let free!

Mission Statement: We must watch how much energy we consume with our household items! We must use less electricty so that means shut off your computer every night, make sure your dog doesn't pee in an electrical outlet, and be sure that all lights that are on are not on anymore!

Another thing you must do is make sure that you mail these men gay images to relieve them!

It's only a matter of time...

ANY QUESTIONS?


Original posting with commentary can be found here: deviantART Post

[Zhaneel]

YES.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

[Yart]

First! You must sign on this sheet with a Pen! In order to retrieve the Pen, you must do for me a Quest!

First, you must travel from your town to Chinbooboo Town. Once you are there, talk to the Chunbongboo and retrieve the Mystical Chawboobong. Got that?

Once you do that, deliver it to the Box of Kittens in the Third Plane of Hell. Once you do that, the Kittens will give you a Bottle of Ink.

Bring that up to Gogorf the Adventurer back on the surface. He'll decipher a Secret Message on the Bottle of Ink to tell you to travel to the land of "OW MY FREAKING EARS!!!".

Once you arrive there, be sure you're wearing some sort of Earphones or Ear Pluggers, which are found on the Fifth Plane of Hell. Otherwise, your ears will hurt like a pregnant baby who is having a baby who is also pregnant. Enter Chinbongbangboo's house and make sure he doesn't see you, because he's a Fire Breathing Blanket, who had an accident a few times which involved the Fire Department when he was cleaning himself so he's a little bit of a grump. Once you enter the house and go Upstairs, you will find the Bottom Half of a Pen! Take that and jump out the window, where you will find the other Half. Careful! This is easy to miss!

Once you've done that, travel to Boochinboo's house and ask for Glue. He'll send you to do another Task for him. You must then milk his Dog infront of his Grandmother, Chinbookichu, across the street. Once you have done that, return to Boochinboo and give him the Milk and the Grandmother Chinbookichu's vomit. He'll be pleased and give you the Glue.

Now use the Glue on the two halves on the Pen, then pour the Bottle of Ink inside. Take the boat back from "OW MY FREAKING EARS!!!" to here, and sign your name on this Paper of Signing and Contract.


...or you could scrounge around your home for a Pen.

[Zhaneel]

I have talked to the Chunbongboo and retrieved the Mystical Chawboobong!

I have delivered it to the Box of Kittens!

I have retrieved the Bottle of Ink!

I have gone to Gogorf the Adventurer!

I have gone to the land of "OW MY FREAKING EARS!"

I have entered Chinbongbangboo's house and dodged his firey gaze!

I have retrieved both halves of the Pen!

I have milked the dog and made Grandmother Chinbookichu vomit!

I have recieved the Glue!

...but I'm having trouble putting the pen together. :D...oops, I mean :'( *cry*