Got a favorite quote, saying, or somthing? Then Post it here!

I like:

-Note to self: Never fight with an idiot, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

-I'm not perfect but I'm so close its scary!

-Gotta problem with me? Deal with it!

-People are only smart if they know they're dumb.

-I listen to the voices inside my head.

When you see a muffin eating a chocolate bar, you know you've been had! - Moi

When you put hitlers brain in a great white shark, you know you've gone way too far. -the professor (Futurama)

O_O. I was just about to start this very thread.

"You're so anti-conformist you're going to conform just to spite the anti-conformists"

"I'm not perfect, but I'm canadian, and that's close enough"

"I'm not awesome... Everyone else just sucks"

"Yeah, I can rap if I want to... but I don't want to ! Okay here I go! A beast! A bosst! A boost! You-soma-bad-in-the-mother! You wanna kick my buttocks? You the sucka! I give you the...the SWAZZLE! You wanna take a SNIZZLE? C'mon mother with your juicy pearls...all around your neck. HADDA! HADDA! Ha! Ha! HA, HA! That's scratching! You see I do it vocally because I don't need the record player! -MasterShake- ATHF

All Your Base Are Belong To Us! -Cats

The Best Quote Ever!

Indeed it is.

I feel strangely compelled to agree with Yart.... But I must break the mold! EEEUUUNNNGGGHHH......

HA! I lose! It is the best quote of all time...

I had a sinking, sand-box when I was a kid, I was an only child, eventually.

There was a power outage at the mall, 20 people got stuck on the escelators.

A friend sent me a postcard with a picture of the world. On the back he wrote "wish you were here".

A bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier, put them in the same room to fight it out.

I have a car answering machine, it says "Sorry, I'm in right now, but if you leave a message, I'll call as soon as I leave."

*Points to sig* I quite like that one...But another good one I made is "Emotions...are only mans eternal struggle to be fight the animal in him."

Lol, I couldn't resist the pun...

Pun? Where!?

I did a quote inside of a quote box... no one actually said that

You still heven't told me where the pun is...

He said he was mature then said a not very mature word.

I will kill you until you are dead and you will die from it as well! -I have no clue... someone SkyeFyre knows

Didn't I post in here? I thought I did... :confusedgene:

"My dad can beat up your dad, and my religion can knifefight your religion. So therefore, I win. Really, really, hard."
"Yeah, but I play the guitar."
"Well damn.

I hate you - retard

"I gave up cutting out the shapes of states for lent" Some retarded kid at my school said this not long ago.

-If all were so easy, why none would suffer in this world (Captain Adelbert Steiner of the Pluto Knights)

-Come on guys, let's go play warhammer! <said in gayest voice you can think of> (Really smelly kid at my school)

*sniffs himself* no
Hopefully that wasn't me...

"Hope is the first path on the road to disappointment" not funny...but true...

Sounds kinda like you, no?

Firstly, you spelled immature wrong.
Secondly, that is not a pun.

A pun is when you use a word similar, or greatly related. An example of this would be for valentines day me and some classmates bought the teacher a heart shaped sucker just for kicks. When asked about it I replied saying "I guess you could say we're, sucking up". That is a pun. After that I said "Yes I know a bad pun" and the teacher replied "Yes, it wasn't very punny". Once again another example of a pun.

Thirdly, a quote from me.

"Stupidity is painful, but ignorance is suicide"

You can pick your friends and your can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Dude the pun was that I did a quote box for my favorite quote. No one actually said that.

It's still not a pun.

"Your signature looks like an action figure." -Yart

Dont drink and drive you might spill some-Snowman

I've heard that quote all over the place. Are you telling me that you started it?

Ya thats imposible..... Nothing can spread that fast, except maybe the flu.

Or peanut butter.

"Don't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes"

I don't know...have I said that?

I used to play Warhammer.....but so long ago... but I doubt it was me, gave that game up about a year ago.

Don't judge a man untill you walked two moons in his moccasins.

I don't remember talking to you...

"Come on guys, I'm not THAT gay. Wait... I mean I"m not gay at all!!" -my friend Erika

Hmm...I'd have to say a quote I like is

"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice."

- Mahatma Ghandi


The wisest man that ever lived.

"I put the 'N' in 'Stupid'"-Friend

"No, checkmate is checkmate, you stupid twit!"-Another friend

"Well, I don't have any friends here, becuase everyone is a maniac or a twit!"-Retard at my school

"Oh god, this stuff is damn cold!"-Friend after having ice and snow stuffed down his pants

This topic is dead!

Heres a nice one:

"Nobodys perfect. I am a nobody. I am perfect."

"Why do they call him 'Armless Joe'?" - some guy off of a stupid comic I once read