Hey guys, I don't know if you remember me at all, but I had to tell somebody this right away. I think I've finally figured out my senior prank. I've been thinking about it all 4 years of highschool, and now that it's my senior year, I've figured it out.

Here it goes:

Every senior in my school will bring a few water balloons to school. When the 6th hour bell rings to start class (random period) every senior will throw their water balloons at their teacher or instructor. If they're not in class, they'll throw thier balloons at the nearest faculty member. If they're absent, that's their fault. It's going to take place on a planned day in the middle of the year (that way the teachers can't be expecting any pranks to go on).

What do you guys think?

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I'm sorry. Four years to decide "Hey I'm gonna throw water balloons at people" is pretty sad. Plus since it's in the middle of the year, getting suspended will jeopardize your chances of passing if you don't get expelled first. It's considered assault.

Plus there's the fact that water damage is serious business. A lot more serious than people think it is. Just hope none of those teachers bring in laptops, or wear hearing aids or anything they need to get through their days. Important documents are also highly vulnerable.

I had my experience with water damage in a school that I'd like to share with you: http://yart.deviantart.com/journal/25767344/
What that journal doesn't go into detail about is the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of equipment that was destroyed. Remember: Anything you ruin, you pay for.

You don't strike me as very clever. In fact, I'd say you're more of a straight out idiot to even consider this idea. Perhaps you should take ten more years to think this over.

EPIC!.... FAIL!

From that I can tell you need another 4 years of school. Lets see what kind of prank I can come up with in 4 minutes.

- Get three turtles. Write on each shell the numbers 1,2 and 4. Let them loose in the school. Watch in amusement as they search for number 3. Although since you're in highschool, I'd probably substitute "turtle" for something that's not living and won't be hurt by some moron.

- Find an electronic watch, and set it's alarm to go off every 5 minutes, now hide this watch in the cieling or other hard to find place. What's best is if you and some friends do it... it'll turn into an easter egg hunt to find all the freaking watches before they drive everyone mad.

- Wiggle all of the power cables on the back of the school computers loose but where they still look like they're plugged in. Bet you it'll take them the whole class to figure out why nothing's working.

- Super glue their desks shut.

- If you wanna really get them teachers bad. Plan some event or something. Ya know, make it sound awesome. Pick a theme and make sure everyone dresses up. Insist that the teachers have to wear a costume... the catch. YOU provide the costume. Now make it something cool so they actually put it on. Now this event would need to take place in a gym or some place big but you can make dark. Now what you don't tell the teachers is that you've drawn on the front of their costumes with invisible ink. Some time during the event get the teachers to line up for a picture. (yearbook anyone?) Make sure they're all in the proper order. Now right before the picture is taken, make sure to shine that blacklight on them and reveal your pranksome phrase of "We Suck" or "We like children" or any other short but degrading phrase. What you end up with is a picture of all your smiling teachers, in crazy costumes, with a phrase of your choice shining off of their chests, that you can hold onto forever. The best part is, they may never know why you're laughing.

Hmm. For our senior prank, there were a couple things I think our class was considering. One, everyone in the class chips in to buy a snow machine, put it on our football field (which is Astroturf, FYI), and let it work its magic overnight. Two, get a bunch of bubble-blowing machines and put them EVERYWHERE.

The bubble machine one is more practical, I think. It's kinda hard to sneak a snow machine onto a football field...plus it'd be hilarious to be sititng in class surrounded by bubbles.

We didn't even have a senior prank.

We thought about it for weeks then couldn't decide on something.


I was so depressed.

The last two senior pranks at my school have been pretty bad. Two years ago, a bunch of seniors just drew...members...all over the windows of the school. Lame. Last year was better, but still lame. They cellophane-wrapped the junior parking lot so no cars could get in. They also set off all their car alarms off in the morning.