TZ:
KYXZ News in the morning is brought to you today by... *sounds of rummaging, a few clattering bangs, and what might be someone's muffled cursing*

Cherii:
*laughing* News today is brought to you by Travelers Emporium, From Far to Near, you need it- they've got it. Or, so I'm told; they'll get it.

TZ:
*snort* Which tells you alot about the management. Weather this week is looking to plummet from 'wow its really windy' to 'oh heavens I can't feel my toes'; We suggest you bundle up, or maybe not leave the house. Stay in, you have central heating.

Cherii:
Sage advice, you cannot give.

TZ:
Yeah, yeah. Regardless, the fall harvesting is coming to a close and -boy- what a harvest it's been. We're talking record haul this year guys, numbers up 80% from last year, which is outright -insane-. Thing is, nobody seems to have figured out just how we got there; it was looking to be an average year, but serious revenge of the plants here in the last few weeks.

Cherii:
Great time for those with a green thumb, I'd say... Speaking of... We've been getting in reports from around town about unusual activity that's being displayed by the more plant oriented creatures around here... Pets and wildlife alike.

TZ:
No kidding; And somebody put in a report about pretty agitated salaves as well, near swallowed its owner... How'd you like to file -that- as an insurance claim?

Cherii:
Deeefinately not something I'm looking into... Seriously now, it appears that many of these creatures are excited or agitated, some of them putting on displays- We've got a couple things here- and I can vouch for this one- saying that Kinoko in particular are acting highly irregular. Many owners have found them stacking up small piles of rocks in various geometric patterns and shapes... As most of you know, Kinoko are generally known for putting things in their proper places, so this is highly strange.

TZ:
...Okay, I'm still trying to figure out how walking fungus isn't strange in itself... not working.

Cherii:
*sighs in exasperation* If this wasn't enough, it seems as though -all- Yumenoki are experiencing the signals which indicate moon-madness, no matter their auspice or heritage... It's highly unusual, but the labs insist there isn't anything to worry about.

TZ:
The labs also give giant man-eating snakes away as pets.

Cherii:
...Remind me to pop down to get you a muzzle, will you?

**A few words that aren't quite audible**

Cherii:
We'll keep you posted of course, but for now the best course is to simply exercise caution with your pets; do -NOT- attempt to alter or otherwise stop their behavior, it only seems to make matters worse and provoke violent reactions.

TZ:
Ah; so that's where you got the shiner, I was wondering.

Cherii:
*mutter* Now here's the latest track from Tenica; Gun Bunny with 'Sparkle Sparkle'!