If you've seen the musical '1776' this will make sense.

If you haven't...... you might be a little confused.


“But Dr. House”


Wilson:
‘Dr. House, I say you should cure him
To your snarkiness and brilliance we defer

House:
‘Is that so?
Well, if I’m the one to do it
You know he could sue me ‘cause
I’m obnoxious and disliked
You know that, sir

Wilson:
‘Yes, I know’

House:
‘So I say you should cure him, Wilson
Yes, you

Wilson:
‘Hell, no!’

House:
‘Yes, you, Dr. Wilson, you’

Wilson:
‘But—’

House:
‘You’

Wilson:
‘But—’

House:
‘You’

Wilson:
‘But— Dr. House,
But, Dr. House
I’m currently being sued by my ex-wife
So I am too busy to save and save his life
Better do it before Cuddy comes to cause you strife

Wilson, Chase, Foreman, Cameron:
‘He’s too busy
He’s too busy
Busy being sued’

House:
‘Dr. Cameron, I say you should cure him
We haven’t had a lupus case here yet’

Cameron:
‘That is true

House:
Where as if I’m the one to do it
You know he could sue me ‘cause
I’m obnoxious and disliked
You know that, sir

Cameron:
‘Yes, I do’

House:
‘So I say you should cure him, Cameron
Yes, you

Cameron:
‘Good heavens, no!’

House:
‘Yes, you, Dr. Cameron, you’

Cameron:
‘But—’

House:
‘You’

Cameron:
‘But—’

House:
‘You’

Cameron:
‘But—
Dr. House, But, Dr. House
We have not done an ANA or any tests yet
If there are no symptoms we shouldn’t sweat it
Besides, you and I have not had sex yet

Wilson, Chase, Foreman, Cameron:
‘There’s no sex
There’s no sex
‘Tween you and Dr. Cam’

House:
‘Dr. Foreman, maybe you should cure him
You are a specialist working here

Wilson:
‘Oh, that word’

House:
Where as if I’m the one to do it
You know he could sue me

Chase, Cameron, Wilson:
‘He’s obnoxious and disliked
Did you know that?

Foreman:
‘I hadn’t heard’

House:
‘So I say you should cure him, Foreman
Yes, you

Foreman:
‘No way, man!’

House:
‘Yes, you, Dr. Foreman, you’

Foreman:
‘But—’

House:
‘You’

Foreman:
‘But—’

House:
‘You’

Foreman:
‘But—
Dr. House, But, Dr. House
I’m leaving with my drug rep girlfriend late tonight
If I do this for you then I’ll probably miss my flight
You just don’t want me getting any on the side’

Wilson, Chase, Foreman, Cameron:
‘Catch a flight
Catch a flight
Foreman’s getting’ some tonight’

(House and everyone else looks at Chase)

Chase:
Oh, hell…. I’ll take it