Does that make me evil?, Lying League Table

Well not just lies, deceit, cheating, stealing, faking, mild torture.....

Moving this over from the meaning thread and putting it here because it involves all the main characters.

Anyone up for a listing all the bad stuff these guys have done to each other? Just add on a 'crime' and penalty points and we'll table it up when exhausted.

3 points - I'd have thrown the key away if it happend to me

2 points - At least a week of silent treatment

1 points - Not 'mate of the month' behaviour but forgivable and vaguely well intentioned


Cuddy shooting House with saline instead of morphine -

3 points That was really low in my book

I'm gonna hand House 2 points:

Deleting phone messages regarding Wilson's attempt at getting a place to live.

Didn't House forge Cuddy's signature to get his old nemesis to give a lecture about the migraine meds? In turn, she made a fool out of herself during the introductions. And that guy also blamed her for inviting him over so that House could ruin his trials.

I would say at least 2 points for pulling a stunt like that.

I know this meant for only House, Cuddy and Wilson, but can we post things the ducklings have done or should I start I new thread for that?

prplchknz-love the socks quote! one of my fav Blackadder lines.

I'd say post away for any character. Well, main character, anyway. I don't think we want to dredge up Vogler....

I'd say prolly 2.5 points to House for the whole not telling Chase about his dad dying thing. Why 2.5? Well, 'cause it was bad, but apparently Chase has gotten over it, plus House did keep his word to Chase's dad, so I suppose in a way that was honorable....maybe downgrade to 2 points.

I'd say 3 points to Foreman for the needle jab to Cameron. Anyone but Cameron prolly wouldn't have forgiven him.

And 5+ points to Moriarty ^_~

chase leaking info to He -who- shall- never- be- named- lest- ye -wishes- to- be- cursed about house 2 points.

"THe wise woman,The wise woman?...there are two things ye most know about her the first she is aaa Woman! the second she is Wise!!" (not sure if thats the correct quote) I was watching that episode earlier.

Benj et al.



Two points to Wilson and Cuddy for setting House up with the detox in Detox.... If House found out I reckon he'd be pretty pissed.

1.5 points to Wilson for blowing off Gravedigger to eat out with Stacy and not tell House.

One point to House for making Wilson sit out on his doorstep for God knows how long while he read a cardiology magazine.

One point to House for going through Cuddy's garbage and interviewing all of her sperm donation applicants.

Three points to Cuddy for the whole leg thing?

Two points to both House and Wilson for the 'hand in warm water' trick and the ensuing cane-filing.

Three points to Wilson for waking House up with his hair-drying. Inexcusable in my book.

Anyone from the regular cast - I guess we will need to exclude the stuff House has done to patients because I'm sure this site has a bandwidth limit .

2 points -House not telling Chase about his old man's impending demise

3 points -House for hammering Wilson about his affairs and then giving him the big shrug when he did want to talk about it.

3 points - House for nicking Stacy's psych reports.

3 points - Cuddy for voting House to get sacked by the board

3 points recinded for Wilson and his taking a stand for House agaisnt the board.

1 point to Foreman for filching Cameron's article,

2 points to Cameron for not shutting up about it.

1 more point to Cameron for tailgating House the entire 1st ep of season 3.

Perhaps minus one point to House for ditching her efficiently on his healed leg.



(prp- I like the Wise Woman's "three cunning plans" to solve Blackadder's problem:
"Kill Bob."
"No, never."
"Then try the second. Kill yourself."
"Um . . . What about the third?"
"The third plan is to ensure that nobody ever finds out. Kill everyone in the whole world! Wahahaha!"

also, "Thank you old crone, here is a purse of monies, which I'm not going to give to you.")

Fun!

2 points to House for the "borrowing Wilson's money" thing.

3 points to House--not for keeping Chase's dad's illness a secret, but for doing that and then making a wisecrack about it two or three episodes after he died. That was low.

1 point to Cameron for making House go out with her in the first season.

1 point to House for asking Cameron to the Monster Truck thing and thereby setting off the dominos.

2 points to House for peeking at Cameron's HIV test results.

2 points to both Wilson and House for snooping around to see whether or not Cuddy had cancer.

1 point to Wilson for ferreting around during the Stacy arc like he was running a gossip column.

I can't think of any more. *sighs* Guess I have no choice but to go watch some episodes to figure out what I'm missing.

1 point to Chase for telling that one teen "look at Dr. Cameron's necklace; isn't it pretty?" when Cameron was leaning over.

1 point to House for shoving his dishes in the oven to hide them from Wilson.

1 point to House for making Cameron come in the men's room while he was talking to Chase and Foreman (though that was pretty funny).

1 point to Wilson for his pun in response to the corsage House bought for Cameron.
House: "This is lame, right?"
Wilson: "I think she likes lame." (hehehe)

Actaully, all of these were pretty funny....guess that makes *me* evil

That is such a sly pun! Man, I must have been brain dead while watching that episode.

2 points to Cameron for getting Wilson to invite a 'few extra people' to the dinner House wanted to have so he could get away from his parents.

Time for another round?

3 points to both Wilson and Cuddy for the secret club of secretness they formed behind House's back during the ketamine episodes.

A further 1 point to Cuddy for refusing to let House try a completely harmless course of treatment for wheelchair guy--or even tell the family about it--just to teach House "no."

1 point to Foreman for mocking House about his "mistake" with wheelchair guy after he knew House had actually cured him. (You thought I'd forget? )

Yeah, 2 points to House for sticking the thermometer up Tritter and leaving him. I mean, good lord.

1 point to House for going through Foreman's girlfriend's locker trying to find "evidence" against Wilson.

1 point to Wilson for not even offering to not listen while House answered Coma Guy's questions.

As far as I'm concerned, 3 points to both House and Wilson for Whack-a-Mole, and go sit in separate corners till you're ready to be nice. But it's fine if someone else wants to be more specific.