Well, two easy recipe for love (just because I bored XD) If you are a noob

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Idea #1: Search for an online chat. Make a 4 page long text about yourself. That will freak of anyone who not normal. Wait. And wait. oh, did I mention to wait? No? Well, wait.

Then, if you are lucky enough, a girl will show up. From the other side of the map. Send her politle to some warmer place

Wait, blahblahblah. As long as the other girl will come up. She is a dumb ass. Remember the old girl, who come some days ago. Guess out her email address. Send a letter that you are wanna know her. Check out that you send the mail to wrong address. Ask some forgivness the hardcore school-killer classmate for sending sweet lovewords for him. Try to evade from him everytime, when he wanna give flowers for you. Try to forget. Then send another letter for the real girl. Find out, she is really nice, charming, and beuty too. Be happy. Wait two years. In meantime, talk with her a lot. remember her face, to see her in your dream. Its working? You seeing her face everywhere you go? Really? Then you almost fallen love with her. Yeah, I know you never met wit her. Dont worry. Make a date with her, first time. Send your parents away. Hope everything will gone as it should. In meantime, find out some crazy, travel around the world idea. Go away for a year. Come back, and check is she waiting for you too. (Or ask her to go engage with you. Need a lot of money for that diamond ring...) If yes, be happy, your find your real love. Go, and marry with her. Have a lot of children.
You dont wanna wasting away half of your life? Here is
Idea #2: Go to the bar. Buy the cheapest alcohol. Be drunk. Drink some more. Beware, you still should walk, and talk. As you reach the critical point, find out the first girl all alone. Fly away as her brutal friend just show up. Try again. Heal your wound too. About the sixth try will work. Try to not throw out in meantime. Call her up to your house (send away your parents. This is important. You dont wanna scare them away for some more time. You need money, a lot, and you cant work, remember?) Bring that girl to bed. Before anything happen, go sleep. Morning, try to dont check out that girl. Drink some whisky first (cheap will good, yeah.) Drink. A lot. See how nice lady you have. Try to not sleep again. Ask her for a date. If she said yes, then drink again. Go with a bottle of vodka for the date. Drink half of it before you see her. Ask her for marriage. ASk your parents for money. And some money for drink. Continue this procedure. For 5 or 6 years. Then die silently. And dont worry, your orgams will stay inside your body. Nobody will ever need them for an implant

So, what is the better?
A nobleman, looking for some meaning of life (and a horse and a flaming sword off course)
So big question of life: Are there life before the death?