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Table of Contents:
Big Bifford vs. Wayne “The Man” West vs. Krayzie vs. James “The Killer” Vorex
The Big Bifford vs. Tommy Crimson vs. Fenix (IC Title)
The Big Bifford vs. Smokey the Bear
The Big Bifford vs. Homeboy
The Big Bifford vs. Playboy G vs. Handyman (World Heavyweight Title)
The Big Bifford vs. The Great One (World Heavyweight Title)
Bifford's Retirement Match
Clips from OCW's Year End Awards 2001
The Big Bifford, Dean and Cheasy M Promo
Lurrr vs. Andy Murray
Murder Investigation Promo
Titan 3 vs. Kreller Masters, Scaffold Match for the World Championship with Guest Referee President Bifford...
Roz Blaze vs. Tiger Sid vs. Eliminator for the Internet Championship in a Goldfish and Baby Turtle Match
An Ice Skating Mule, Teddy Bear, Fly Swatter Marathon Match for the Internet Championship involving Eliminator, Roz Blaze, Tiger Sid and Jason Stone
The Great One vs. Andy Murray vs. Goldie vs. Titan 3, for the World Championship, with guest referee The Big Bifford

Damn, Biff...that's really cool that you did all of that...gives me an idea to do one of my own...

Makes me miss the old retro OCW days with Fenix, Homeboy, Biff, Murray, Lurrr, Freak, Syren, Scorpion...good times.

Biff, did you ever RP under a different name years back?

Unfortunately, I'm plagued with an awful memory. I've also lost most of my old RP's and fed info. I had saved it all to floppy disks (those were the days before everyone had a CD burner) and I can't find those disks anywhere.

Anyway, around 2002-2003 I had a feud with someone who wrote similar in style (and just as hilarious) to you that I want to call Mr. Peacock, but I'm not sure. It was a short lived fed, and I don't even remember the fed's name or how I even got involved with it, or who was even wrestling in it. I want to say it was after Dougg's ICWF shut down, but with my memory I can't even remember when that was lol.

Anyway, since the first RP I read of yours, it jogged my memory and reminded me of the great work he had done and I've always been meaning to ask you.

Nope. Other than the Big Bifford, I've been Earl the Popcorn Salesman (for a very short run) and The Soda Pops (my tag team).

Wow, ask and ye shall receive. Just minutes after posting that I found one of the two disks I have. It was indeed Mr. Peacock with his friend Fuzzybutt from the WWC. I don't have anything saved that says what WWC stood for, or who else was in it. I just saved a few of the RP's we had back and forth when I was called a "Florida Spunk-Ape" by this Peacock fellow.

Again, I have no recollection of how I ever ended up in this fed. Something tells me it was Street Shark (from ICWF/NLW) that got me involved, but I'm not sure.

I apparently was also involved in a fed called KOW, but I don't remember anything about that. The only RP's I had saved for that was for a PPV called "Climax" against someone named "Ryan."

Sorry to hijack your thread Biff. I just realized my stroll down memory lane was taking away from the insane amount of work you put into making the Best of. I'd buy it if it was a DVD.

Let's not kid ourselves about the amount of work this stuff takes.... I just copy and pasted a bunch of shit.

Haha... ok. I prefer to think of you toiling away for weeks putting this all together. At least you have a history put together somehow.

I remember the Fenix match. Pretty cool shit Bifford.

Pretty cool shit that I pinned you, eh?

You know what, ill be honest. Im sick of bickering with Bifford. Bifford in OCW was great, and is getting back to where he was then. Im serious, the dude can seriously write, and the shit he comes up with is genius. It`s a random off the wall, how the fuck did he think of that funny too. I know you will reply with some smartass remark. I consider you just as good as Will, Dougg, Lurrr, and I mean that dude. Talk all the shit you want :), just like Syren nothing will stop you, haha. I guess that`s what makes Bifford, fucking Bifford. You beat me everytime we ever wrestled, and rubbed it in my face. Shit like "hang yourself Flamer...", awesome comments on a 13 yearolds pysche.

All in all though you always made me roleplay harder, just so I could whip your ass, and it never happened. Then you came here, and it did. I know i talked some shit, but your no jobber. Your The Big Bifford, and beating you means something to me. Cause your good at this shit, and The Best of Bifford is just that. If you stick around here, it wouldn`t surprise me if you held a world title again.

Now Im grown, have a daughter and write for a living pretty much with these reviews and different things I do at work. I still make time for e-wrestling because I love wrestling and I love to write. Perfect, so maybe I get into this shit too heavy sometimes with the conversations I have had with I know Ace, Dougg, and epecially Will on AIM. I know you all wish I would just die haha, but I been all over e-wrestling and to be in a fed AGAIN with you Bifford, Will, Dougg, Draco, Donovan, expecially Lurrr he knows that. I mean I was honestly about to sell fEar to a dude, and bail on e-wrestling. I could not resist another run with this much talent all together again. So what you want about me, but that`s why Im here. When I beat someone here it means something to me as a writer in this.

Im the only person I know of that is in e-wrestling. Like I know Will, and Lurrr know each other in real life, may be even kin. I think more of you actually know each other as well, lol not me. So maybe that`s why I talk about it alot when im online because I never talk about it otherwise.

Now I sound like im defending myself, and I don`t want to come off that way. Bifford bottom fucking line you are one of the greatest I`ve ever beaten. I mean I got Will with Jobe a PPV or two ago so that was my best win I can recall. Writing here made this fun for me again, and has my interested peaked in the game again.

This post is toward the remark made by Draco on the OOC board as well. I mean I just feel like the black sheep with you guys haha. I have no idea why either, I always tried to stay with this group because every where I have ever been in e-wrestling these guys are the best. If any of the new guys is reading this, Believe me that. GCWA is the best Roleplaying E-fed I have ever been apart of. That`s out of a group of great e-fed`s 2. So Bifford, someone told me earlier I ag you on with our bitching back and forth and they are right. Not anymore, you know how I feel about you now, so there you go. Im not kissing your fucking ass either, I gave my honest, real opinion of you.

Fuck it.

The phrase "Bifford fucking Bifford" from the first paragraph of Tommy's post just disturbed me to no end. Could you imagine that much lard in one bed? It'd be like a pornographic, homosexual version of the television show Roseanne.

The reminds me of way back in the ICWF, when Bobby (TLS for you young'uns) asked me to make him a Jason Chase banner where he's holding up a box of condoms with a fat chick on the background. I found a picture of Roseanne rubbing her chin looking like she was about to jump some poor guy to use, and then bobby tells me something that haunts me to this day:

"Dude, she looks hot in that picture".

Thanks for the nightmares buddy. :angry:

HAHAHAHA.... yeah that was awesome. I love me some roseanne.

Hahaha, Roseanne man...damn that`s RAW