Nobodyís Fín Better. You guys got that first part right. You guys are a bunch of nobodies. Besides TGO and Demarco, I couldnít even name you who the rest of the guys in that rag tag band of misfits are. Maybe Demarco fails to realize, or maybe he knows it but refuses to admit it, but NFB needed TLS. TGO needed TLS to be associated with his group so you guys can have some sort of credibility in the wrestling world. It wasnít recruitment, it was a lot of begging and pleading from TGO, when all along TLS was going to join just so I can bring NFB down. I bet TGO feels pretty stupid now doesnít he?
Charity Case? Are you serious? TGO wanted to be generous and offered to help revive TLSí career? By letting TLS into NFB he was reviving TLS career? In the 5 months that TGO has had to form his group and cause havoc in GCWA what exactly has he accomplished? Tag titles? Youíve won the tag titles! And yet all I hear is how great NFB is, how great TGO is. You have to be kidding me. I was the bitch ass secretary that brought you coffee? I wasnít the one taking orders from TGO. TGO never told TLS what to do, TLS did what he wanted to do. Those attacks on Rishel, those were planned. Demarco talks about success, he talks about how successful the NFB has become. I just donít see it. And TLS will leave the GCWA on a high note. TLS will dismantle the NFB with or without a tag partner. People believed I was a star again? They never forgot. You see all those fans who come into the arenas with their faces painted? They donít need the NFB to remind them who or what TLS is. Whatís Demarcoís claim to fame? Riding on the coat tails of TGO to win a tag title? If anything Demarco, you used the NFB to make yourself better, you joined NFB to make your name known. At Heat Wave you will get that wish. Because by associating yourself with NFB, you were able to get yourself some tag title belts which set you up to defend them in the last ever GCWA event against TLS and Rishel, or the Janitor, or the Electrician or whoever it is they put me with. And when the GCWA is closed and people read the archives, they will read that the NFB lost the tag titles to TLS and someone.
TLS is a boy scout? Youíre the marines? That doesnít even correlate. Iím a worthless homeless fuck who Trevor gave a few dollars to so you could buy your booze and snort your powder, all to feel alive for just one more day? You can make up all the analogies you want Demarco, but in the end, TGO knows what went down, TGO knows that he didnít trust you or anyone else to get the job done, thatís why he came to me. When my hand is raised and the NFB is laying in a pile of rubbish, youíll see why I did what I did. This is about preserving a legacy, not TLSí legacy, but the GCWA.
Date: Thursday August 26, 2010
Los Angeles California
Garfield Elementary holds a weekly Boy Scouts meeting every Thursday after school. They had their first meeting of the school year and inducted many new cub scouts, some of the older kids were also inducted into official Boy Scouts. Tonight they have a special meeting as special guest speaker, professional The Lost Soul, would be talking to the group and teaching the to tie knots, one of the most basic things you learn in the boy scouts. The regional Scout Leader, Mark Torres, is standing in the center of a circle made up of both the cub and boys scouts and begins to address the group.
Torres: Thank you all for coming this week. Iím very excited because we have a very special guest. But before we bring him out, Iíd like to just go around the circle and check in with you all. Did anyone do a good deed this past week?
A fat kid raises his hand.
Fat Kid: I helped an old lady across the street.
Torres nods, then points to a skinny Asian kid.
Asian Kid: I helped someone find their lost cat.
White kid: you probably stole the cat to eat it.
Torres: Hey hey, thatís not a nice thing to say. You apologize right now Johnny.
White Kid: sorry.
Torres: Ok anyone else?
A black kid raises his hand.
Black Kid: I helped my little sister with her homework.
Torres: great job Marcus.
Torres looks around and the rest of the group is starting to lose focus.
Torres: well if there are not any more stories, Iíd like to bring out someone who you guys might already know. Someone who is famous worldwide for being a very nice person and always helps people in need. If you guys watch wrestling, you guys will know him.
Friday the 13th begins to play and the door swings open as TLS makes his way, the kids begin to hoot and holler and go crazy. TLS is carrying a big rope on his shoulder. He makes his way to the center and waits for the kids to calm down.
TLS: So I was brought in here to teach you guys to tie knots. Knowing to tie knots can be very useful because you never know when knowing to tie a knot might come in handy.
The first knot TLS demonstrates is a lasso knot.
TLS: This knot is very efficient if you were a cowboy and is good for wrangling horses or outlaws. It can also be useful if someone snatches a purse and you want to get them but you are too slow.
The scouts are all given a rope and the follow the instructions.
TLS: Next is a manrope knot, this type of knot was used mainly for ships and dťcor. But nowadays you can use this as you can see here, the end is very thick and heavy and you can knock any one out with one single blow.
The kids try that out, it takes them a little while to figure that one out.
TLS: next up is a fishermanís knot. This is very useful mainly for fishing, but if you place someoneís finger in the middle of the loop before tightening. POP! Someoneís gonna be walking around looking like Mickey Mouse.
The kids try this one and one kids slips his finger in the loop but Torres who looks a bit agitate runs over and pulls his hand out.
TLS: now the next knot is a lynch knot. This knot has many uses, but itís good forÖ
Torres: ok ok.. Iím sorry but this really isnít a good thing to teach these kidsÖ
TLS: What are you talking about? You told me to teach them to tie knots.
Torres: yeah to be helpful, not to teach them how to use it to bloody people.
TLS: if they donít do it, somebody else will.
Torres: Iím sorry but you have to leave.
TLS: At Heat Wave, Demarco, TGO. You will see that being a boy scout and learning to tie knots will be very useful. Because itís with these knots that I will hang your careers from. You guys should have never walk out into the sun without sun block. Itís going to hurt, itís going to burn. At Heat Wave, your career will go up in flamesÖ.
TLS walks out with the knot around his shoulder, leaving everyone in the Elementary gym confused, stunned, and in awe.