"Wha the fuck is that?"
"It is what I made to help you Johnny. What do you think?
"Were you dropped on your head as a child?"
"I knew it."
I shouldn't make fun of Seth he is trying to help me. I told him about GCWA closing before I could win my titles and be the best here. It pisses me off that I am not getting to where I wanted to get to. But I will not stop here that is a promise. I am getting calls already to move on and I have to make decisions and that is where Seth is coming in today.
He made me a collage of options. The man is stone cold gay no matter what he says.
"You have lots to choose from Johnny and I wanted you to be able to see all your choices."
"Is that Hardee's?"
"It's an option. My cousin runs one and I could get you hired on there."
"Take that off. Now."
Seth does it and throws it away. I would not be caught dead working at a fast food place. Again.
"You could go back to being a bouncer thats why I have the hotel here."
"Boring. Been there. Not happening."
Seth spent time on this and I should be greatful but I like seeing it get torn down too. He's a fuckup I can't help it.
"I left these wrestling ones up here and I know you have an interview tomorrow with this one."
"Thats more promising and I think those are my best bet. I want more out of a wrestling career then I got here. The interview will go good because of who I am. Johnny Vegas is destined for more."
Seth is happy that I am not throwing all off his board. I cringe when I think about how he must have been raised to make him this gay.
"You can impress them this week with your match. You are fighting a champion right?"
"Yes I am fighting Crazy Chris and I am fighting the Lost Soul and I will beat them both."
"Do you know about them?
"I know they don't have my good lucks and have to wear masks to hide themselves from the world. Their the two ugliest here."
"But what about their wrestling?"
Wrestling is different. I can see that because anyone as ugly as they are had to work extra hard to make it in entertainment. How the GCWA cameras tape them every week without frying is something I don't know.
"I will give TLS respect he was good but his age has caght up with him. He does not win any more and he should retire from the game and walk away. Crazy Chris is young but he is a champion and champions should be respected like the last champ I beat like a pinata, Bucky."
"So no respect at all?"
"Only a little for them they will not be walkovers and I know this. But I will earn my pay from the boss. First I will win Friday and beat down these other two losers and then I will end the GCWA time of my biography with the Hardcore Title in my hands. Everyone will hire me after that."
"That is good and what about your father's offer?"
He did not just fucking bring up my father.
"What did you say?"
"Your father he called me again today and wanted to talk about an offer with him now that the GCWA is closing."
Shut up Seth. Shut up.
"I know you don't like him calling but I wanted you to think about him and think about calling him."
The board breaks over Seth's head before I realize that I've done it. Sorry Seth. Your out for tonight. I need some fresh air.
"When you come to, remember not to talk about him again. At least your board had its uses. Gnight Seth."
I leave him under the board. He fucking deserved what came to him. Papa Vegas doesn't exist to me anymore and he better stay out of my way just like Crazy Chris and The Lost Soul should. Johnny Vegas is ready for his pay day.