The scene opens back at the press conference room, with Darcy, Bucky, and their new key to finding their baby, Ralph, all sitting around a large table.
Ralph: Well, let's brainstorm here.
Darcy: Right. So, my baby was kidnapped on Wednesday last week around noon time.
Ralph: Yikes. A whole week, who know where my dad could have gone in a week. Who knows, he could be in Cuba right now.
Bucky: Well how are we going to locate him?
Ralph: That's the problem. I don't know how we would be able to.
Darcy: You could call him. Get some key information out of him.
Ralph: He wouldn't give me any information. He's not that stupid. He knows that I'm always trying to catch him in the act.
Bucky: Maybe you could pretend that you're going to be like a partner in crime with him? And then he can give stuff away.
Ralph: You know, that just might work.
Ralph rips his phone out of his pocket and quickly dials a number. He puts the phone up to his ear a waits.
Voice: Hello?
Ralph? Dad? Hi, um I...
Voice: What the hell are you calling me for? What do you want from me? Money? A car? Well I'm not giving it...
Ralph: Dad! I don't want any of that. I have to tell you something.
Voice: Well make it quick. I'm busy.
Ralph: (Scheming) Busy with what?
Voice: None of your business. That's what.
Ralph takes the phone away from his ear and rolls his eyes. He puts it back up to his face.
Ralph: Well dad, I want to help you.
Voice: I beg your pardon?
Ralph: I want to help you with whatever mission you're on right now.
Voice: Really? You want to help?
Ralph: I finally understand that doing bad things is the best thing to do.
Voice: Yes it is...Wait a second. How do I know you're not just playing me?
Ralph: Dad, come on. Now why would I do that?
Voice: You would, and you have.
Ralph: Well I'm a new man. A man full of hate in me. And I want to help you kill, kidnap, and physically abuse people.
Voice: Now that's what I'm talking about!
Ralph: So, speaking of...kidnapping? Any kidnaps lately?
Voice: As a matter of fact, yes! These retarded parents fell for the whole "Can you tie my shoes" trick, and while they were busy with me, Mike took their little baby! Classic!
Ralph: Ah, that's really funny!
Ralph takes the phone away from his face and mouths to Bucky and Darcy "I'm sorry!" He puts the phone back up to his face to listen to his dad.
Voice: So, are you busy now?
Darcy and Bucky nod, remembering Bucky's match on Inferno against Lorenzo Demarco.
Ralph: Actually, I am busy. But perhaps I could come down on say...Saturday?
Voice: Sounds great! Now, I'll tell you my location. Meet me at 34 Pullsbury Street in Columbus, Ohio at noon. Got it?
Ralph: Excellent. And what are our plans with the baby?
Voice: On Sunday, we throw it off a cliff!
Darcy gasps very loud, but Bucky covers her mouth with his hand before Ralph's dad was able to hear anyone in the background.
Ralph: Okay, dad. I'll be there. See you.
Voice: Yes, I will be seeing you.
And with that, Ralph shuts his phone.
He looks at Bucky and Darcy.
Ralph: You guys, everything is working out perfectly!
Darcy: My baby is going to get thrown off a cliff!
Ralph: Don't say that! we'll stop my dad, I hate that man, He is evil, greedy, and he smells terrible!
Bucky: Oh, you can say that again! It was like a wet squirrel!
Ralph: Wait, why couldn't we come sooner than Saturday?
Bucky: I'm a professional wrestler. I have a match on Friday against Lorenzo Demarco. I am actually the NEW Hardcore Champion!
Ralph: Wow! That's very impressive!
Bucky: It is. But let's not worry about that now. We have to keep thinking of a plan to do once we get there.
Ralph: I'm sure we'll come up with something great. But, I'm off to bed. It's quite late.
Darcy: oh yeah, I was losing track of time.
Ralph: I'll see you guys in the morning and we can discuss our plan.
Bucky: Excellent. Good night, Ralph.
The scene closes as they all walk out of the press room and to their houses.
