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Posted: Jul 15 2012, 02:49 PM
Group: CAMP HOST
Member No.: 17
Joined: 26-June 09
Never under estimate a woman's quick wit!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'Mary', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!