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The Texas Way| Mike Smith |
Posted: Feb 27 2012, 11:15 AM
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Fulltimer  Group: CAMP HOST Posts: 1,444 Member No.: 78 Joined: 31-August 09  |
An oldy, but a goody!
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps. |
 
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| PawPaw |
Posted: Feb 27 2012, 11:42 PM
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Newbie  Group: Camper Posts: 88 Member No.: 299 Joined: 6-January 12 |
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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