Material Safety Data Sheet | Woman

Element Name: Woman

Symbol: WO2

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted at 118lb but known to vary from 100 to 550 lb

Occurrence: Copious quantities in urban areas

Physical properties:
1. Surface usually covered with painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states

Chemical properties:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased in saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known

Common uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be great aid to relaxation

Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside better specimen

Hazards:
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands