I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks.....

I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!"

So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,.... Are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's all I remember..... :ph43r: