On her way back form the market one night, an Amish woman is stopped by the police. The officer walks up to the buggy and says to the woman "Your rear reflector is broken. You need to get that fixed - it's dangerous to be out at night like that - you might get hit by a car". "Sorry", says the woman, "I'll have my husband fix that as soon as I get home". To that, the officer added "and I notice the reigns are wrapped around your horse's testicles. Some people might see this as animal cruelty - be sure to have your husband take care of that, too."
When she gets home, true to her word, she tells her husband about the reflector. While he is fixing it, she says to him "Oh, I almost forgot, the cop said there is something wrong with the emergency brake, too!"