Reading through the staff member requirements:
Yes, but I can't use it professionally.
...I suppose so?
I live on this thing.
All the time.
Financially inadvisable at this point.
Not much of a judge...
No. (unless a short class counts)
It's not illegal, it's just cheating.
I'm into exam time right now... I'll be checking up frequently, but I don't expect to be posting in the next two weeks or so unless something really catches my eye.