Title: MARRY, MATE or SHOVEL
Henry Percy - September 14, 2010 03:42 PM (GMT)
Just say whether you'd like to marry, mate or shovel the character above you, but then, we all know that this game has less to do with the character's beauty than how wittily they can insult or come onto the character above them, usually at the same time. :)
Catherine Willoughby - September 14, 2010 04:00 PM (GMT)
Oh, this will be fun... ahem...
"Marry for my lord Percy is quite a kind soul, although I fear I must run for my life now saying that!"
Isabel Leigh - September 14, 2010 04:59 PM (GMT)
"If I were fortunate enough to be born a man, I would marry Lady Catherine, for I have never before met such a strong and faithful woman! But she is also married to My Lord Dudley, so I'm afraid some blood would be shed over the affair...D:"
Jane Popincourt - September 14, 2010 05:49 PM (GMT)
"Even if I were a man, the only thing
I'd fancy doing with Lady Isabel would involve a shovel. . .
and trust me, it wouldn't be for pleasure. "
Francesca de' Medici - September 14, 2010 06:32 PM (GMT)
"Perhaps if Lady Jane becomes more accustomed to Italian Fashion, she wouldn't quite need to use a shovel or dream of herself as a man. I am glad to say that I myself have never seen a shovel. It is obvious we come from widely different social spheres."
Renna Mochrie - September 14, 2010 06:35 PM (GMT)
"Oh dear. .__. Um, well, if I was a man....I guess mate! Her Majesty is so beautiful I'm sure she turns heads, but she's so young and....*flails* Isn't this all treason anyway?!" O.O "Also...it's disgraceful that she's never seen a shovel. *hmpfs* As if there was something wrong with hard work."
Edward Stafford - September 14, 2010 06:43 PM (GMT)
"The only thing I shall ever give the Scottish Jezebel is the shovel with which to dig her own grave. *RAEGface/Evil laughter/Lightning bolts*"
William Parr - September 14, 2010 06:45 PM (GMT)
"Shovel. Most certainly. I am sorry, Your Grace. I like women." :P
Magdalen Dacre - September 14, 2010 06:46 PM (GMT)
"Well. . I suppose His Grace is a man with
influence. I wouldn't seek to make enemies of those whose
footing is much more secure than my own in this game of
life. Alas, he is married. . so I suppose I am left with but one
"Despite your way with women, I don't suppose you would give me
just reason to use a shovel on you, and considering you're quite unmarried
at present, I am going to go with the more noble of choices."
Renna Mochrie - September 14, 2010 06:55 PM (GMT)
For Bucks: *CourtierFace* Thank you kindly, but Jezebel was a heathen who worshipped Baal and killed prophets, not a whore. Your analogy is flawed."
For Magdalen: "Beautiful lady. If I was a man I'd want to marry her. <3"
William Parr - September 14, 2010 06:56 PM (GMT)
"Marry, perhaps, for the Lady Renna I am sure would not be interested in a single evening to entertain herself. Especially with me as I know she must despise me. She's a pretty little thing anyway."
Mary Talbot - September 14, 2010 08:40 PM (GMT)
"I don't know what I do with this man. Mate, I suppose? I have no idea. Marry is not an option, obviously, and he hasn't done a thing to me so there's no need for a shovel ..."
Magdalen Dacre - September 15, 2010 12:00 AM (GMT)
"She seems well suited to be a wife. Therefore, if I were a man I would
most likely go with marry."
George Boleyn - September 15, 2010 02:43 AM (GMT)
"mate like there's no tomorrow. then get married. then mate some more. ;]"
Catherine Willoughby - September 15, 2010 03:01 AM (GMT)
"Shovel, my friend, for neither of the other options are open to me! Don't worry, I still like you. Just not in that way. Though you are nice to look at. Just don't make my husband kill you, okay? I would be sad."
John Dudley - September 15, 2010 03:57 AM (GMT)
"Since we are already married, the choice seems simple and obvious. MATE. :D "
Magdalen Dacre - September 15, 2010 04:08 AM (GMT)
"Oh heavens. . .
I don't suppose I have many options now, do I?
He's obviously married. . and I wouldn't want
to mate with him (with all due respect, catherine)
. . . .
shovel seems harsh."
Henry Percy - September 15, 2010 05:47 PM (GMT)
"Er.... " *is wondering why he is being forced to play this game*
"...." *runs away flailing* "ANNNEEE"
William Parr - September 15, 2010 06:07 PM (GMT)
"Sorry, my lord Percy. Shovel for you."
John Dudley - September 15, 2010 06:28 PM (GMT)
"Mate, in the case that my wife were not around and there was little to no chance of ever seeing her again. I am too fond of you to reserve a shovel."
William Parr - September 15, 2010 06:46 PM (GMT)
"What?! Are you a closet sodomite?! Shovel. Not interested. I will never look at you the same way again." *shudders*
Magdalen Dacre - September 15, 2010 08:30 PM (GMT)
" Perhaps I should go with the most obvious answer, and
say marry. . After all, he is quite handsome. . .
Thomas Howard - September 15, 2010 10:04 PM (GMT)
"Lady Dacre had been on THE LIST*, so I should say, in different circumstances, marry of course."
*My character in the performances actually speaks about ZE LIST several times, a nefarious set of accusations against people who trespassed him is some manner, and he's threatening to exact revenge on them.
Renna Mochrie - September 15, 2010 10:20 PM (GMT)
"I like this man for Lady's Jane sake, but I already know I wouldn't want to spend a life with him. And I know he wouldn't like it either. Shovel seems harsh, and he IS rather handsome, so......mate. Don't get jealous, Jane."
Jane Parker - September 15, 2010 10:36 PM (GMT)
"Why, shovel, of course. What an annoying little peasant child."
Renna Mochrie - September 15, 2010 10:50 PM (GMT)
"Sharpened stake, fire, dismemberment, and THEN shovel. Awwh, Jane dear, do I bother you? Too bad."[/b]
Jane Popincourt - September 15, 2010 11:42 PM (GMT)
"Despite Lady Renna's newly revealed attraction to my His Grace,
I don't find her worthy of shovel by any means. I suppose
I would marry her, as any dear friend would. -grin- "
William Parr - September 15, 2010 11:56 PM (GMT)
"I would not even set eyes on the lovely Mademoiselle Jeanne, for fear His Grace would dismember me, but she is beautiful so if I had to choose: mate."
Jane Popincourt - September 16, 2010 12:17 AM (GMT)
"Lord Parr is a striking young man. . from what I hear the
ladies take quite well to him. If my hand is forced in deciding
I shall return the favor and go with mate."
Thomas Howard - September 16, 2010 12:30 AM (GMT)
"Mate, then mate, mate, again mate and once more mate for good measure. With a possibility of marry in the end... No, not the end, because then it would be lots of more mating."
Jane Popincourt - September 16, 2010 12:51 AM (GMT)
"It's a shame we are required to leave our rooms during the day.
Otherwise I'd imagine we'd be quite invisible to the court with
how much time we'd spend mating.
And possibly being
coming out of our room for a shore time to get married.
Thomas Cromwell - September 16, 2010 03:23 AM (GMT)
"Tres belle, mademoiselle. A woman of such beauty a man would have to marry, no matter your reputation."
Mary Talbot - September 16, 2010 04:24 AM (GMT)
"He is not high born enough to be acceptable to my father, but I think I would say marry. The company he keeps, I believe, says a great deal about him."
Henry Percy - September 16, 2010 04:46 AM (GMT)
"The Lady Talbot is perhaps too stubborn to be moved by a mere shovel. Whether her trait is the virtue of perseverance or the sin of greed is to be seen."
Isabel Leigh - September 16, 2010 04:48 AM (GMT)
"My Lord Percy is a perfect gentleman -- what option would a Lady have other than to marry such a wonderful man?"
Jane Popincourt - September 16, 2010 05:44 PM (GMT)
"Shovel. There is little else to be done about this redhead."
Edward Stafford - September 19, 2010 02:12 AM (GMT)
"Shovel, though I'm more than aware she's likely to fellate it before death."
Christina of Denmark - September 19, 2010 10:53 AM (GMT)
"A respectable woman might wish to marry this man, so I suppose that would be what I should say."
Magdalen Dacre - September 19, 2010 02:36 PM (GMT)
"She seems to be a charming woman. I see no reason why a man
would not wish to marry her."
Maria de Salinas - September 20, 2010 02:04 AM (GMT)
"I would have Lady Magdalen married to a man of virtue. I wish
only the best for her. . . and the best would not be George