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[Soarin]

Well, I already posted it in the "Banner" thread, but I'll put it here too.



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[Soarin]

Oh! I almost forgot!

Ray and RoboKIng, would you guys like for me to make you each ADMIN sigs? They won't be as big as your current ones, and they won't have that neat 'Collage' look to them, but I can make you each one if you like

~Soarin

[Ray]

That idea sounds cool. Do make them if you have time, Michael...

[shit]

SHIT YOU ALL

[Ray]

Why don't you go play with your own s**t!!!

[Yuna]

Yaeh you ass hole you Mother f***** and shit head! You call yourself shit cause thats what you are!

[Ray]

Yeah, listen to what Yuna's got to say you SPAMMING NO_GOOD A**!!!
Go buy brains, you piece of s**t!!!

Anyways, DON'T RUIN SOARIN's SIG AND AVI!!!!!

[Soarin]

Dear Mr. (or Miss) Shit,

I can see that you have a poor vocabulary, and I would like to personally thank you for using all of the four or five words that you do comprehend in the English language in that absolutely riveting post. I laughed, I cried. It moved me. However, if you are going to mess with someone, you might want to get to know them a little bit before you SPAM UP THEIR BEAUTIFUL FORUM DEDICATED TO SIGNATURE AND AVATAR ART FROM FINAL FANTASY!!! So now, I’d like to properly insult you using my full talents as a writer.
First off, you're the saddest excuse for a person I've ever seen, you little sherry-sipping Frenchy. What a putrid waste of space, air and water you are! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a human being, you ridiculous little Professional Jerk. Technically, you're a human being, who is created equal to all other human beings. But technically, so is a she-male mister-sister gender confused hermaphrodite from Communist China. In reality, you're nothing more than a pitiful gin-sodden excuse for anything other than a rancid weasel! I pray you don't breed and contaminate the gene pool. You're less pleasant to be around than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. Oh! And calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget.
You're also probably one of those typical know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart, bungling internet bums who thinks the world owes you a living for doing nothing but farting into the ozone layer and destroying it with your toxicity. Not to mention that people like you are just a few years away from being chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, masturbate behind bushes, and wear fish-net stockings while singing Elton John songs. Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid? You're probably some four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerd with a head full of misfiring synapses, you clueless, über-incompetent nitwit. I've come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are.
Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. From that post, I can tell that you have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat soaked teenager's gym sock. Reading that post was like watching Amputee Field Hockey: sad, pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't be such a jerk if you weren't afflicted with mental delusions or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Who am I kidding? You would still be a complete jerk.
Your total worth amounts to less than the energy expended to calculate your worth. Do the decent thing for once in your life and become a crash test dummy with no helmet, you chromosome-botched bubblehead. And please, if you survive the crash test, do everyone misfortunate enough to know you a favor by dying a slow and painful death in some godforsaken wilderness where nobody will ever recover your remains.

Yours Truly,
Soarin

This post has been edited by Soarin on Sep 8 2004, 03:34 PM

[Ray]

Very nice, Soarin... Great post...

[Soarin]

LOL! I'm glad you liked it.



I am usually not that aggressive, but sometimes it is necesarry to show those who are low and miserable that they cannot inflict their misery on others.

I would also like to thank my friend Chad who taught me just about everything I know about insulting people. Chad is very short for his age, and a LOT of people make fun of him and call him some REALLY bad stuff. He decided to exact vengeance, but realized it was just too easy to swear at them, because anyone can do that. He wanted a far more intense approach to this, and he wanted the people who made fun of his shortness to feel just as small and pathetic as he had felt so many times before. So he came up with a rather genius way of making people feel small and insignificant. I won't go into the details, as it is very long and I don't have a lot of time. Anyway, just thought I'd dedicate the post to him

~Soarin

[Ray]

Alright, dedicated to Chad then...


SHORT PEOPLE SHOULDN't BE TEASED FOR THEIR LENGTH...
NOR SHOULD ANYONE BE TEASED...

[Yuna]

too long for me to read makes my eyes go all fuzy but what i read were good