The Figaro Paper

~The Figaro Paper~

News about events and happenings in Figaro will be placed here.

WANTED!

Edward Coultier, supposed friend to Lord Cluny, has been declared a fugitive and fled Figaro. If he is seen in the country again, he is to be executed instantly.

COUNTER!

Anyone touches my son and he'll find out what kinds of dreams cacti dream out in the desert!
~Vincent, who is probably a little brain damaged.

This just in:

Clan Resistance, a small clan that comes form the JAGDs and a small army of veria arrive at Kefka and started killing in the name of peace. Several soilders of SC were killed in the sucessful process of driveing them back. Is this the beginning of more clan break outs to try and stop our way of life. We shall see soon.



Raze: Shows how wrong the Newspapers are doesn't it >_<

<OOC: Killing in the name of peace? It'll never work.>

(ooc: Exactly. Thats why the newspaper is so messe dup )

Extra Edition.
Killer Spree
The famed half-god Azzanadra, who has recently been terrorizing whole of fantasia is rumoured to be here. This has been confirmed by Sheriff Rowdy of the Figaro government, he was severely hurt when returning from the house of Zaros DeLunes, the well-known, former Dark Lord of the Abyss. Steer clear from his house in the forests near Kefka, as you WILL not survive if he attacks you, i repeat, steer clear of his house in the forests near Kefka. Thank you for reading.

THE GERMAN ZEITGEIST ARMY IS YOUR FRIEND!
by Bathalmos, Representitve Zeitgeist (Spirit of the People)

Clan Zeitgeist, in the name of the people of Figaro, has commenced it's liberation of the people of Figaro! We offer you the power to elect your own representitives! Freedom from the Iron Fist of the self-styled "Lord" Cluny, who executes people for persuing justice!

If you are a civilian, please, stay out of the wars, out of the Danger that your foolish rulers are using to resist the rise of freedom! If you are a soldier, please, in the name of the People, throw down your weapons and save your own lives!

In the name of the Zeitgeist, good fortune to you all.

Editorial in response to Zeitgist

You'll never tear away the loyalty of our people from our homeland. I cannot speak for my brothers and sisters of Figaro, but if you attack my homeland I will fight back!

Nobody is going to listen to your ignorant views; you have no idea what Clan Shadow has done for us! You don't know of the hope they have brought us, and the nation they have created since they came here!

How can you propose something like this to us without even knowing who the rulers of Figaro are? Nobody knows how life was and is now... they only assume that we are treated poorly because of the actions of a few.

Do not bring your ignorance onto my soil, or I will fight back!

~by Anonymous

Reply:
Then you will be treated as such. My father is afraid to go in the streets because of the drafts instituted (see PA). Ever since that Eddy defected and you started a war with Balamb, it's becoming impossible to sleep at night!
~Locke, Zeitgeist Gross Admiral

Umm... Don't bring me into this. I like my head where it is, thank you.
~Issac, Zeitgeist Chef.

Former Lieutenant of Cluny Attacks Mobliz
Two guards are dead and two more seriously hurt in an attack by Edward Coultier, who was trying to gain entry to the City of Mobliz despite his sentence of death. They had attempted to carry out the sentence when, according to the squad commander, he had suddenly drawn a weapon and proceeded to immediately destroy them all.

Squads have done searches of the town this morning and turned up nothing, perhaps because he had his trademark albino Gold Chocobo with him at the time. Tracks found outside the city seem to indicate he is heading to Konolihgen next, though why he's trying so hard to stay in Figaro escapes this reporter.

Editorial Artical
Dear Sir or Madam, Esteemed Leader of The Shadow Clan

Due to a recent fire in the city of Esto Gaza, the Terra Psychiatric Ward has been forced to relocate. We humbly request your permission to build a new hospital in your city of Kefka, Figaro. Our aim is to provide suitable conditions for all the insane and mentally unfit that populate the world.

Respectfully,
M. Racitsuj, Head Psychologist, Terra Psychiatric Ward

New Government Declared by the People!

The people of Fiagro have, in a bloodless coup, aided VCAD in ousting the Shadow Clan from the halls of government! Today in a speech honouring the people of figaro, Locke LeCruset made his first public appearance as Great Justice, pledging undying pursuit of Justice and the lives of his clan-mates to defend his people.

Also, the Vigilante Clan Advanced Dynamics is now to be known as Governing Clan Advanced Dynamics.

Batsu no Katana Empties First National in Midst of Riot

The renegade clan “Batsu no Katana” (which means Sword Group) stole one million gil in gold coins from the First National Bank this afternoon, during a race-riot started in the nearby square by Ekcol LeCruset. Two guards and the bank’s manager, Ivan Sakai, were found dead just outside the vault, which was opened without damage.

Kefka City police also found another city guard dead at the old Archives building, but the nature of his wounds suggests he may have headed there after being attacked at the bank, or wounded in the riot, as his death was not instantaneous. Nothing was stolen at the Archives.

The police are also considering that the intended distraction for the bank robbery was a large fire that destroyed two floors of the east wing of the Culture Museum. Again, nothing was reported stolen but several important manuscripts and blueprints were destroyed.

Clan Leader “Kyokai Moe” of the group has issued the usual apology letters to the family of the three dead guards, and also issued a warning to the Shadow Clan that “the days of darkness are limited and the wallets of government are the juiciest of all”.