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Welcome
 
Welcome to False Pretense, where we are neither false nor pretentious. Free love in the streets. In the alley, it ain't that cheap.

She Wants to touch me
 
ELLIE ! subtext
Ellie is a self-proclaimed Potter-whore and creator of the original alternate family. Nose in book, pen in hand, she runs through the revolving door of her sexuality.
TWIRLS ! baby doom.
A seed hatched, and inside there was a pair of headphones. And wearing the headphones was Twirls. And yes, it was a seed and not an egg. And so music played across boundless fields and killed endless mules (such as Renesmee, but that's a whole other heroic slaying). The natives of these fields were overjoyed by the cleansing of their fields, and so they rewarded them to Twirls, who turned them into this forum.
DIZZY ! sunshine.
Once upon a time there was a dream of wonder named Dizzy. Her light caused hallucinations to nearby passers, making them believe that she was the sun, and so they showered her with gifts of awesomeness. Dizzy was already of maximum awesomeness, so she bestowed these gifts to this forum, FP, making it amazingly awesome also. She enjoys sushi.
KAT ! july, july!
The King of The World wanted to marry Kat, but she refused because she was too awesome for him and so forever more he has doted on her, which is all completely irrelevant, but very interesting. He is not one of her many husbands in this wondrous, polygamous land.

She wants to love me
 
4/13/09 - False Pretense is officially under construction! Check back here for more quick news/useful links.
6/28/09 - FALSE PRETENSE IS OPEN! Feel free to join and start posting! Our sorting system is still in the works, but you'll have your houses soon.

Woohoo
 

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 fluorescent lights burn out in time, dear.
eternal sunshine.
Posted: Apr 13 2009, 10:41 PM


this too shall pass.
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We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster.

But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building.

I'd rather die terrified than live forever.
^^^
scribbles.
Posted: Apr 18 2009, 02:40 AM


don't forget me.
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testing, testing, read all about it!

THIS IS A TEST BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR EMERGENCY POSTCAST SYSTEM. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. THIS IS JUST A TEST. TO THE FELLOW IN THE BACK ROW: PLEASE STOP SCREAMING. THE SERIAL KILLER IN ROW FIVE IS BECOMING AGITATED. THANK YOU.
^^^
eternal sunshine.
Posted: Apr 18 2009, 02:42 AM


this too shall pass.
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-feels the urge to sing a certain she&him song-
^^^
Subtext
Posted: May 9 2009, 11:30 PM


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*only knows one she&him song*
^^^
eternal sunshine.
Posted: Jun 28 2009, 04:13 AM


this too shall pass.
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*was referring to the one called 'this is not a test'*

p.s. diaper prices are ridiculous.
^^^
eternal sunshine.
Posted: Jun 28 2009, 04:23 AM


this too shall pass.
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truth and beauty
are wonderful words,
but shrapnel is shrapnel,
and at the end of the day,
i am alone
with the things i have done.
^^^
eternal sunshine.
Posted: Aug 17 2009, 06:18 AM


this too shall pass.
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I like to call strangers in the middle of the night,
to whisper,
"we know what you did. don't worry, you're not alone."
^^^
eternal sunshine.
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 10:39 PM


this too shall pass.
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i fear i may die writing this book.

i should have lived with the squirrels

instead of inviting them to live here.
^^^
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