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Welcome
 
Welcome to False Pretense, where we are neither false nor pretentious. Free love in the streets. In the alley, it ain't that cheap.

She Wants to touch me
 
ELLIE ! subtext
Ellie is a self-proclaimed Potter-whore and creator of the original alternate family. Nose in book, pen in hand, she runs through the revolving door of her sexuality.
TWIRLS ! baby doom.
A seed hatched, and inside there was a pair of headphones. And wearing the headphones was Twirls. And yes, it was a seed and not an egg. And so music played across boundless fields and killed endless mules (such as Renesmee, but that's a whole other heroic slaying). The natives of these fields were overjoyed by the cleansing of their fields, and so they rewarded them to Twirls, who turned them into this forum.
DIZZY ! sunshine.
Once upon a time there was a dream of wonder named Dizzy. Her light caused hallucinations to nearby passers, making them believe that she was the sun, and so they showered her with gifts of awesomeness. Dizzy was already of maximum awesomeness, so she bestowed these gifts to this forum, FP, making it amazingly awesome also. She enjoys sushi.
KAT ! july, july!
The King of The World wanted to marry Kat, but she refused because she was too awesome for him and so forever more he has doted on her, which is all completely irrelevant, but very interesting. He is not one of her many husbands in this wondrous, polygamous land.

She wants to love me
 
4/13/09 - False Pretense is officially under construction! Check back here for more quick news/useful links.
6/28/09 - FALSE PRETENSE IS OPEN! Feel free to join and start posting! Our sorting system is still in the works, but you'll have your houses soon.

Woohoo
 

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Ellie's Library
"The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame." (Oscar Wilde)
1 1 Feb 15 2010, 04:00 AM
In: Last PostAnd it's all in how you...
By: Subtext
Dizzy's Imagination Gallery
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative." (Oscar Wilde)
1 4 Jun 30 2009, 02:17 AM
In: Last PostYou're awful, I love you.
By: sunshine.
Twirlz's Phrontistery
“Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.” (Oscar Wilde)
1 7 Dec 22 2009, 10:39 PM
In: Last Postfluorescent lights burn out...
By: baby doom.
 

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