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Welcome
 
Welcome to False Pretense, where we are neither false nor pretentious. Free love in the streets. In the alley, it ain't that cheap.

She Wants to touch me
 
ELLIE ! subtext
Ellie is a self-proclaimed Potter-whore and creator of the original alternate family. Nose in book, pen in hand, she runs through the revolving door of her sexuality.
TWIRLS ! baby doom.
A seed hatched, and inside there was a pair of headphones. And wearing the headphones was Twirls. And yes, it was a seed and not an egg. And so music played across boundless fields and killed endless mules (such as Renesmee, but that's a whole other heroic slaying). The natives of these fields were overjoyed by the cleansing of their fields, and so they rewarded them to Twirls, who turned them into this forum.
DIZZY ! sunshine.
Once upon a time there was a dream of wonder named Dizzy. Her light caused hallucinations to nearby passers, making them believe that she was the sun, and so they showered her with gifts of awesomeness. Dizzy was already of maximum awesomeness, so she bestowed these gifts to this forum, FP, making it amazingly awesome also. She enjoys sushi.
KAT ! july, july!
The King of The World wanted to marry Kat, but she refused because she was too awesome for him and so forever more he has doted on her, which is all completely irrelevant, but very interesting. He is not one of her many husbands in this wondrous, polygamous land.

She wants to love me
 
4/13/09 - False Pretense is officially under construction! Check back here for more quick news/useful links.
6/28/09 - FALSE PRETENSE IS OPEN! Feel free to join and start posting! Our sorting system is still in the works, but you'll have your houses soon.

Woohoo
 

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 Spam?, Spam.
Kat
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 09:08 PM


it never seemed so strange.
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I totally started this thread out by only using the word spam.

I don't doubt that all of you speak fluent spam.

However, I decided to use English instead.

This site was deaders.

And so we are fixing that.

ONE SPAMMING MESSAGE AT A TIME!

biggrin.gif
^^^
baby doom.
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 09:20 PM


this too shall pass.
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spam.
is.
the.
shiz.

laugh.gif
^^^
Kat
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 09:22 PM


it never seemed so strange.
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it.
most.
definitely.
is.

^.^
^^^
baby doom.
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 09:23 PM


this too shall pass.
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if i was a llama, i would eat hands.
^^^
Kat
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 09:30 PM


it never seemed so strange.
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Why would you need to be a llama to eat hands? XD

I do it all the time!

Though brains are much more delicious.
^^^
baby doom.
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 09:31 PM


this too shall pass.
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me too!

brains are quite tasty.

but sometimes, my stomach gets the rumblies.
that only hands can satisfy.
^^^
Kat
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 09:36 PM


it never seemed so strange.
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*nods*

I understand completely.

Sometimes I have an odd craving for eyeballs o.O
^^^
baby doom.
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 10:37 PM


this too shall pass.
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I've got a thing for eyeballs as well.
They're so juicy!
^^^
Kat
Posted: Dec 22 2009, 10:51 PM


it never seemed so strange.
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I know, right?

And the squishy noise they make when you hit a blood vessel...

^.^
^^^
Subtext
Posted: Feb 14 2010, 05:32 AM


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I love you, my cannibalistic friends.

On the subject of tasty human body parts, have you ever noticed that fingers and toes are the perfect snack food? It's like chicken wings, only people. Yum.
^^^
Kat
Posted: Feb 14 2010, 05:40 AM


it never seemed so strange.
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I know, right? I mean, you have to work around the bones a bit, and they are often not the fleshiest parts of the body, but they are PERFECT for snacking! biggrin.gif
^^^
Subtext
Posted: Feb 14 2010, 06:16 AM


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I have just noticed my own avatar and had a giggle-fit. Yummmm harry/draco
^^^
Kat
Posted: Feb 14 2010, 06:19 AM


it never seemed so strange.
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XD

I was laughing earlier when I saw it tongue.gif
^^^
Subtext
Posted: Feb 14 2010, 06:41 AM


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I love logging into random forums that I haven't been on in a while just to see my avatars there...
Just like at school, we can set backgrounds on our accounts that are different on each individual computer. One day this year I logged onto one and found a background on it that was a picture of Cedric Diggory and said "I support the true Hogwarts champion." I have probably never laughed so hard in the computer lab, ever.
^^^
Kat
Posted: Feb 14 2010, 06:44 AM


it never seemed so strange.
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XD

Wowwwwww

That is absolutely made of win.
^^^
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