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| Welcome to False Pretense, where we are neither false nor pretentious. Free love in the streets. In the alley, it ain't that cheap.
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She Wants to touch me
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ELLIE ! subtext
Ellie is a self-proclaimed Potter-whore and creator of the original alternate family. Nose in book, pen in hand, she runs through the revolving door of her sexuality.
WHITNEY ! abbey road
Whitney is the ultimate oh-so-southern lady with some kick-ass sports skillz. No dumb jock, though; she also pwns the English language like a pro (plus, she hearts Gee).
TWIRLS ! baby doom.
A seed hatched, and inside there was a pair of headphones. And wearing the headphones was Twirls. And yes, it was a seed and not an egg. And so music played across boundless fields and killed endless mules (such as Renesmee, but that's a whole other heroic slaying). The natives of these fields were overjoyed by the cleansing of their fields, and so they rewarded them to Twirls, who turned them into this forum.
DIZZY ! sunshine.
Once upon a time there was a dream of wonder named Dizzy. Her light caused hallucinations to nearby passers, making them believe that she was the sun, and so they showered her with gifts of awesomeness. Dizzy was already of maximum awesomeness, so she bestowed these gifts to this forum, FP, making it amazingly awesome also. She enjoys sushi. |
She wants to love me
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4/13/09 - False Pretense is officially under construction! Check back here for more quick news/useful links.
6/28/09 - FALSE PRETENSE IS OPEN! Feel free to join and start posting! Our sorting system is still in the works, but you'll have your houses soon.
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Credits
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| This skin and all images created by exposé @ RCR. To view more skins created by this designer click here. |
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False Pretense latest news: the rules.Welcome back; your last visit was on Nov 23 2009, 06:54 PM
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Those crazy in-laws.
Here's the place to be if you're looking to meet your relatives--it's the closest thing we've got to a family tree. You can also come here to meet and greet newbie family members.
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ZOMG! moment.
Something major happening in your family life? Post here so your relatives can comment...or maybe attend.
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Come on in, the water's fine.
Post here if you'd like to join the fam, but aren't sure you know quite where you belong just yet. That way, the other members will know you're looking for a mother (or a father, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, cousin, niece, nephew, etc.)
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House of Aristophren
Headed by the strangely magnetic Ellie, members of Aristophren house are inherently random and slightly self-deprecating (<--vocabulary! they eat it up). They are ruled by emotions and fall hard and fast.
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House of Apropos
Headed by the surprisingly quixotic twirls, members of Apropos house value intelligence and wit, as well as a good sense of humor. They tend to come off as cold and a bit aloof, but are truly a very light-hearted, impetuous people.
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House of Awesome
Well, the house of awesome is a place for anyone without a home, regardless of race, religion, creed, gender, or sexual preference. We accept whites, we accept blacks. We accept rebel freedom fighters on horseback. We accept Asians, we accept Jews. We accept everyone and that includes you!
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House of Aestival
Headed by the indescribable Dizzy, members of Aestival House are quick to speak and fast to regret, though you'd never be able to tell. They love having a good laugh, making others feel inferior via vocabulary skills, and just may be totally insane.
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SPAMARAMA !?
The title says it all. Spam your heart out, dears.
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Curiouser and curiouser.
The game room, home of all those ridiculous forum games (and post boosters) that we couldn't live without.
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Words, words, words.
For those discussions that aren't quite spam, yet don't quite fit anywhere else.
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Our little corner of the world.
Welcome to the ranch, where the members of our family reside in all their rampant, polygamous glory.
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The land outside the window.
The rest of the world; where we go to, you know, have lives...when we're not hiding away in our somewhat cultish ranch house.
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pixelated romance.
Made any good graphics lately? Show them off here, for the enjoyment of the other members...and maybe a little ego boost :P
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Let's decode this message.
POETS, SONG WRITERS. Tortured souls who need to vent. Or, you know, normal people who happen to have written songs or poems. Both are welcomed here!
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paintbrush nights and pencil mornings
We are not all coke sniffers! We are ARTISTS, and we've come to capture your souls. Post photographs you take or other art here.
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