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Welcome
 
Welcome to False Pretense, where we are neither false nor pretentious. Free love in the streets. In the alley, it ain't that cheap.

She Wants to touch me
 
ELLIE ! subtext
Ellie is a self-proclaimed Potter-whore and creator of the original alternate family. Nose in book, pen in hand, she runs through the revolving door of her sexuality.
TWIRLS ! baby doom.
A seed hatched, and inside there was a pair of headphones. And wearing the headphones was Twirls. And yes, it was a seed and not an egg. And so music played across boundless fields and killed endless mules (such as Renesmee, but that's a whole other heroic slaying). The natives of these fields were overjoyed by the cleansing of their fields, and so they rewarded them to Twirls, who turned them into this forum.
DIZZY ! sunshine.
Once upon a time there was a dream of wonder named Dizzy. Her light caused hallucinations to nearby passers, making them believe that she was the sun, and so they showered her with gifts of awesomeness. Dizzy was already of maximum awesomeness, so she bestowed these gifts to this forum, FP, making it amazingly awesome also. She enjoys sushi.
KAT ! july, july!
The King of The World wanted to marry Kat, but she refused because she was too awesome for him and so forever more he has doted on her, which is all completely irrelevant, but very interesting. He is not one of her many husbands in this wondrous, polygamous land.

She wants to love me
 
4/13/09 - False Pretense is officially under construction! Check back here for more quick news/useful links.
6/28/09 - FALSE PRETENSE IS OPEN! Feel free to join and start posting! Our sorting system is still in the works, but you'll have your houses soon.

Woohoo
 

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False Pretense latest news: the rules.
Welcome back; your last visit was on Aug 21 2018, 03:25 PM
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The world around us.
Come here for site updates: any important news items and announcements are in this section.
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The must-reads.
Everything you need to know about joining the family is here: our rules are few, but they do exist!
1 0 Apr 13 2009, 06:48 AM
In: Last Postthe rules.
By: baby doom.
Everyone who's anyone.
Post an introduction here!
11 25 Jul 6 2010, 07:31 PM
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Ellie's Library
"The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame." (Oscar Wilde)
1 1 Feb 15 2010, 04:00 AM
In: Last PostAnd it's all in how you...
By: Subtext
Dizzy's Imagination Gallery
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative." (Oscar Wilde)
1 4 Jun 30 2009, 02:17 AM
In: Last PostYou're awful, I love you.
By: sunshine.
Twirlz's Phrontistery
“Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.” (Oscar Wilde)
1 7 Dec 22 2009, 10:39 PM
In: Last Postfluorescent lights burn out...
By: baby doom.
 

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Those crazy in-laws.
Here's the place to be if you're looking to meet your relatives--it's the closest thing we've got to a family tree. You can also come here to meet and greet newbie family members.
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ZOMG! moment.
Something major happening in your family life? Post here so your relatives can comment...or maybe attend.
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Come on in, the water's fine.
Post here if you'd like to join the fam, but aren't sure you know quite where you belong just yet. That way, the other members will know you're looking for a mother (or a father, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, cousin, niece, nephew, etc.)
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House of Aristophren
Headed by the strangely magnetic Ellie, members of Aristophren house are inherently random and slightly self-deprecating (<--vocabulary! they eat it up). They are ruled by emotions and fall hard and fast.
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House of Apropos
Headed by the surprisingly quixotic twirls, members of Apropos house value intelligence and wit, as well as a good sense of humor. They tend to come off as cold and a bit aloof, but are truly a very light-hearted, impetuous people.
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House of Anomaly
Headed by the unexpectedly stubborn Kat, members of the House of Anomaly are well-meaning and loyal. However, don't let their apparent seriousness fool you; they are quirky, whimsical, and blithe.
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House of Aestival
Headed by the indescribable Dizzy, members of Aestival House are quick to speak and fast to regret, though you'd never be able to tell. They love having a good laugh, making others feel inferior via vocabulary skills, and just may be totally insane.
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SPAMARAMA !?
The title says it all. Spam your heart out, dears.
1 90 Mar 13 2010, 09:12 PM
In: Last PostSpam?
By: july, july!
Curiouser and curiouser.
The game room, home of all those ridiculous forum games (and post boosters) that we couldn't live without.
5 404 May 15 2010, 08:53 PM
In: Last PostThe Person Above You Game
By: july, july!
Words, words, words.
For those discussions that aren't quite spam, yet don't quite fit anywhere else.
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Our little corner of the world.
Welcome to the ranch, where the members of our family reside in all their rampant, polygamous glory.
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The land outside the window.
The rest of the world; where we go to, you know, have lives...when we're not hiding away in our somewhat cultish ranch house.
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pixelated romance.
Made any good graphics lately? Show them off here, for the enjoyment of the other members...and maybe a little ego boost :P
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Let's decode this message.
POETS, SONG WRITERS. Tortured souls who need to vent. Or, you know, normal people who happen to have written songs or poems. Both are welcomed here!
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paintbrush nights and pencil mornings
We are not all coke sniffers! We are ARTISTS, and we've come to capture your souls. Post photographs you take or other art here.
1 1 Feb 15 2010, 10:42 AM
In: Last PostFrom San Deigo
By: .lueur d'espoir
 

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