Title: The Wrong Answer Game!
Description: You know the rules
LizzieLij21 - August 19, 2004 05:10 AM (GMT)
Ok, this is another no brainer game taken from EWFN!!
Why is there only 365 days in a year?
vanilla peaches - August 22, 2004 01:36 AM (GMT)
to spite the Mayan calendar
Where is my Smullditybub? :unsure:
LizzieLij21 - August 24, 2004 05:23 AM (GMT)
It became a horror villian much to the chargirn of Freddy, Jason, Mike and Leatherface.
Why are there so many people in this world?
vanilla peaches - August 25, 2004 08:47 PM (GMT)
|It became a horror villian much to the chargirn of Freddy, Jason, Mike and Leatherface.|
:eek: my smullditybub became an IT! I :love:'d her so too... :unsure:
there are so many people because otherwise the cats would take over :)
Elijahfan14 - November 27, 2004 05:18 PM (GMT)
What made this guy so mad? -----> :anger:
Flame of the West - November 28, 2004 11:33 AM (GMT)
Yellow and purple spotted penguins who are taking over the world stole his refrigerator and smashed his collection of styrofoam balls. :wacko:
Why do you say you slept like a baby when babies are always waking up in the middle of the night?
lovingtheblueeyedangel - November 29, 2004 06:16 PM (GMT)
'Cause I was having nightmares about a giant squirell and when I woke up my nuts were gone!
Why am I seeing black spots?
Flame of the West - November 29, 2004 10:49 PM (GMT)
Because Bob the Tomato is jumping up in front of you holding up black spots.
Why does a rabbit hop and not walk like a dog?
lovingtheblueeyedangel - November 30, 2004 05:19 PM (GMT)
Because their hotpants are too tight.
Who ate my muffin?
Flame of the West - November 30, 2004 05:48 PM (GMT)
The muffin man.
Why is it suddenly so cold in my room?
Elijahfan14 - November 30, 2004 10:36 PM (GMT)
Because the boogie monster who lives under your bed decided to build a snowman in your bedroom.
What's taking my friend so long to call?
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 03:01 PM (GMT)
(ah good to know! lol)
Because the tooth fairy got mad at her for not loosing any teeth so she talked to the sandman and he put her to sleep for about a day.
Why does it snow?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 05:17 PM (GMT)
Because the angels are shaking salt onto all of their food...and the world is their plate.
Why is it so cold in my house when the heat is going?
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 10:00 PM (GMT)
Because little fuzzy pink and purple monsters are in the heater eating up all the hot air leaving none for you.
Whats that weird noise outside?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 10:03 PM (GMT)
The evil penguins stealing a refridgerator
Why can't I ever find anything to eat around here?
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 10:04 PM (GMT)
Because Jason steals it and gives it to the penguins outside that are stealing the refridgerator.
Why does my arm itch?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 10:14 PM (GMT)
Because a penguin is tickling it with a feather to distract you while the other penguins steal your refriderator.
Why isn't it 7pm so I can watch 'Lost'?
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 10:16 PM (GMT)
Because those same darn penguins have this device that makes time go super slow today so it takes FOREVER for 'Lost' to come on.
Why's my internet going so slow?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 10:23 PM (GMT)
Because the polar bears, who are working with the penguins, have altered the speed of your internet to frustrate you so the penguins can escape after stealing your fridge.
Why is this :cry: smiley so sad?
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 10:29 PM (GMT)
Because those crazy penguins stole his fridge just like they did to him-- :cry2:
Why are my toenails painted purple?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 10:32 PM (GMT)
Why is he going to the hospital? :hospital:
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 10:37 PM (GMT)
...more penguins? lol
what made these two :duel: start fighting?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 10:42 PM (GMT)
This :wub: girl smiley that told them she loved them both.
What made this :meh: smiley hide his face?
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 10:47 PM (GMT)
:diavolo: this guy smiley burt his hair off.
Why is his :shutup: mouth taped shut?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 10:54 PM (GMT)
Because if he didn't shut up, he would have ended up like this guy: :tom: and then gone like this one :wacko:
Why is this smiley :eeek: so surprised?
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 10:59 PM (GMT)
because he saw this guy :tom: that ended up like that :wacko: and was shocked that it could happen to such a great guy.
What made this smiley on cloud 9? :cloud#9:
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 11:05 PM (GMT)
This smiley :bloom: and this one :wub:
Why is this smiley :devil: looking so evil?
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 11:15 PM (GMT)
Because he has an evil plan to get back at :mistress: for messing with his woman.
Why won't my hands get warm!?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 11:29 PM (GMT)
Because there are a million invisible ice cubes sitting on them that never melt so your hands are always cold.
WHY ISN'T IT 7PM YET!? :wacko:
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 11:36 PM (GMT)
I told you it's those darn penguins device making time go slow!
What really makes Peter Pan fly?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 11:39 PM (GMT)
Invisible penguins with flying power
Why can wild turkeys fly and other turkeys can't?
Flame of the West - December 1, 2004 11:45 PM (GMT)
Because the other turkeys are dead and eaten on Thanksgiving :yum:
Why is my sister such an idiot?
Shadow of Darkness - December 1, 2004 11:57 PM (GMT)
Because monkeys came and took her brain and replaced it with their leader's brain.
Why is it getting cold in my house again?
Flame of the West - December 2, 2004 12:13 AM (GMT)
Those little monsters came back from their dinner break and are eating up your heat again.
Why does Robitussin taste so good?
Elijahfan14 - December 6, 2004 11:18 PM (GMT)
Because little elves from the Norh Pole came and had a Robitussin spiking party and put lots of sugar in it!
Why is snow white?
Luvn Elwood - December 23, 2004 08:10 PM (GMT)
Because Santa's elves have giant erasers to erase all the pink, blue and green from them...that's what elves REALLY do on their time off.
:duel: Why are these two fighting?!
Elijahfan14 - December 23, 2004 11:42 PM (GMT)
Because the guy on the right stole the girlfriend of the guy on the left and he got pissed and so goes the fight. :blink:
Why does a ducks quack not echo?
LizzieLij21 - December 23, 2004 11:49 PM (GMT)
Because they are afraid that...someone out there is going to take them to.....outerspace
Why isn't it Christmas Day yet?!?!?
Luvn Elwood - December 29, 2004 04:49 AM (GMT)
Because Santa and his reindeer decided to take the time off to go sun bathe in Hawaii.
Why does chocolate soup not exist?
LizzieLij21 - January 12, 2005 08:27 AM (GMT)
Because it will make people sick to their stomachs at the plain sight of it!
:lalala: Why is he whistling?