Ok, this is another no brainer game taken from EWFN!!


Why is there only 365 days in a year?

to spite the Mayan calendar


Where is my Smullditybub? :unsure:

It became a horror villian much to the chargirn of Freddy, Jason, Mike and Leatherface.


Why are there so many people in this world?

:eek: my smullditybub became an IT! I :love:'d her so too... :unsure:

anyway...

there are so many people because otherwise the cats would take over :)

What made this guy so mad? -----> :anger:

Yellow and purple spotted penguins who are taking over the world stole his refrigerator and smashed his collection of styrofoam balls. :wacko:

Why do you say you slept like a baby when babies are always waking up in the middle of the night?

'Cause I was having nightmares about a giant squirell and when I woke up my nuts were gone!

Why am I seeing black spots?

x

Because Bob the Tomato is jumping up in front of you holding up black spots.

Why does a rabbit hop and not walk like a dog?

Because their hotpants are too tight.

Who ate my muffin?

The muffin man.

Why is it suddenly so cold in my room?

Because the boogie monster who lives under your bed decided to build a snowman in your bedroom.

What's taking my friend so long to call?

(ah good to know! lol)
Because the tooth fairy got mad at her for not loosing any teeth so she talked to the sandman and he put her to sleep for about a day.

Why does it snow?

Because the angels are shaking salt onto all of their food...and the world is their plate.

Why is it so cold in my house when the heat is going?

Because little fuzzy pink and purple monsters are in the heater eating up all the hot air leaving none for you.

Whats that weird noise outside?

The evil penguins stealing a refridgerator

Why can't I ever find anything to eat around here?

Because Jason steals it and gives it to the penguins outside that are stealing the refridgerator.

Why does my arm itch?

Because a penguin is tickling it with a feather to distract you while the other penguins steal your refriderator.

Why isn't it 7pm so I can watch 'Lost'?

Because those same darn penguins have this device that makes time go super slow today so it takes FOREVER for 'Lost' to come on.

Why's my internet going so slow?

Because the polar bears, who are working with the penguins, have altered the speed of your internet to frustrate you so the penguins can escape after stealing your fridge.

Why is this :cry: smiley so sad?

Because those crazy penguins stole his fridge just like they did to him-- :cry2:

Why are my toenails painted purple?

...The penguins?

Why is he going to the hospital? :hospital:

...more penguins? lol

what made these two :duel: start fighting?

This :wub: girl smiley that told them she loved them both.

What made this :meh: smiley hide his face?

:diavolo: this guy smiley burt his hair off.

Why is his :shutup: mouth taped shut?

Because if he didn't shut up, he would have ended up like this guy: :tom: and then gone like this one :wacko:

Why is this smiley :eeek: so surprised?

because he saw this guy :tom: that ended up like that :wacko: and was shocked that it could happen to such a great guy.

What made this smiley on cloud 9? :cloud#9:

This smiley :bloom: and this one :wub:

Why is this smiley :devil: looking so evil?

Because he has an evil plan to get back at :mistress: for messing with his woman.

Why won't my hands get warm!?

Because there are a million invisible ice cubes sitting on them that never melt so your hands are always cold.

WHY ISN'T IT 7PM YET!? :wacko:

I told you it's those darn penguins device making time go slow!

What really makes Peter Pan fly?

Invisible penguins with flying power

Why can wild turkeys fly and other turkeys can't?

Because the other turkeys are dead and eaten on Thanksgiving :yum:

Why is my sister such an idiot?

Because monkeys came and took her brain and replaced it with their leader's brain.

Why is it getting cold in my house again?

Those little monsters came back from their dinner break and are eating up your heat again.

Why does Robitussin taste so good?

Because little elves from the Norh Pole came and had a Robitussin spiking party and put lots of sugar in it!

Why is snow white?

Because Santa's elves have giant erasers to erase all the pink, blue and green from them...that's what elves REALLY do on their time off.





:duel: Why are these two fighting?!

Because the guy on the right stole the girlfriend of the guy on the left and he got pissed and so goes the fight. :blink:

Why does a ducks quack not echo?

Because they are afraid that...someone out there is going to take them to.....outerspace


Why isn't it Christmas Day yet?!?!?

Because Santa and his reindeer decided to take the time off to go sun bathe in Hawaii.





Why does chocolate soup not exist?

Because it will make people sick to their stomachs at the plain sight of it!



:lalala: Why is he whistling?