Hi, my name is Sarah and I am a Valoholic.


:laugh:

Anyway, here you can obsess and drool over Ville all you like. Or really, talk about whatever the fuck you want....randomness is FUN, sweethearts!

Oh, and pictureses of our lurvely man are always welcome and appreciated! :drool:

Basically the only joining requirement is to be a fan of Ville Valo/HIM.

So yeah....enjoy!!!

- :love: -

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
my perviness belongs somewhere now!!!

ok... ville is hot, enough said...


we should have something that differs us from other clubs... like... a mini-banner... :yes:

bye huns

Sarah! You da girl! I couldn't resist laughing when I saw that you started a Ville Club! You really are obssessed with him (HIM) Well hopefully others are too! Way to go girl!

Sara(h)

Me thinks me belongs here.*waves hello*

WHERE WAS I THAT I DID NOT SEE THIS?!?!!

Oh, Home, Sweet Hot Home!!!

I might give a try to make mini Valoholic banners Sunnie! ;-)

Geez, I love da man...

Yay! People!!!

Wheee....Ville... *drools*

Hmm...mini-banners...good idea...

Will do that...tomorrow maybe...lol

Or Flower can make them...lol, didn't see your post. Actually that would be really cool becaise I'm lazy...

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oi vey... a ville club...

*drools*

hehe... we can formulate more plans, eh girls? i checked out the whole in the wall cave thing today and i decided it wouldnt really work... too many bugs and pipes and rocks... *shudders*

mini banners are very cool *nods* especialy if they have to do with ville/HIM/nakedness...

*cough*

brilliant idea sarah.

:kiss2:

Hey, I just found a cool site (w/forum) of HIM that I'm being SOO kind as to share with you! :P

Funeral Of Hearts

memememememem! I'm in! hahaha Get out the drool bucket girls! haha I'm in a bit of a mad mood, aye. Love him, his voice, his accent, his songs *melt*

kierra, ur a valo holic too?

YAY! *throws confetti* Welcome to the club babe.

We have some interesting plans on how we can capture and claim said beauty... any new ideas?

And we have to find ways to abolish the fairy lights picture from all living memory. (even tho i have that set as my background... Ahem..) because that was just a disgrace. BARBED WIRE! NOW!!

*cough*

:kiss2:

haha am indeed. Him and Bam are cute together :)

Yes, the pic...haha its cute, but barbed wire..oh dear god yes!

Kierra! Yay! Lol, I didn't know you were into Vile....that's awesome though! *hug*

Barbed wire... *drool* And we can't forget plain rope. Y'know, the lovely roug kind. One can never go wrong with that...

Ahh...Ville and Bam..such sweet perversion.... *drool*


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We need to get in touch with a (hot) photographer and 'convince' ( ;-) ) him to have a photo shoot with Ville + Barbed wire... And maybe we could add Bam there too... :drools:

And Sarah, remember if you don't tell Bam to blow that house up, it can be the sex dungeon where we take them both after you kidnap them and make them buy us plane tickets! ;-) :laugh:

*bounces around*

i don't really know what to say...

i really should think about the mini banners... i have no idea... and i have to use crapy paint to make them :cry: *violin's music in the background*
maybe i'll use one of his tattoo (yes the one u are thinging...) or maybe the one around his nipple... mmm... yes, now i'm inspired!

owwwwwwwwwwwwww

look what i have! look what i have!!!!!



like it? (everyone else: OF COURSEEEEEEE) <_< perfect :noangel:

the thing is that the colors look crappy... i guess i could do it again...

i'll tell u later

this one looks better right?

Oooo! Awesome!
Thnx Sunnie!!!!
(I'd totally forgotten about this :P)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

WHAT DO U MEAN U FORGOT ABOUT IT?!??!

WHAT WOULD BAM THINK??? :eek:

LOL!
I've no idea..
Ville might be a bit offended tho...! LOL

I actually meant I'd forgotten about the mini banners..! :P

<_< u lazy cow

u were supposed to do them! i just didn't want to tell u directly

:laugh:

You girls crack me up...

Beautiul banner, darlin...as you can see *pokes siggy* I love it!

*drool*

:shine:

THANKS FOR SAVING ME THE JOB, DAR'!!!
:mwua:

LoL!

lol. Yup I'm a valoholic too! *rushes to add mini banner*

i love ville...

that's all i have to say for myself right now.

hehe...

here, consider yourself ville spammed: *coughNC17cough*

Glittering green orbs gleam in the sudden shadow as his pale hand flicks the switch. Flickers of candles play across his face, accenting the distinctive features that to you make him all together irresistable. Unnatural low voice sounds from his graceful mouth and he tips his chin slightly, his eyes deliciously contorted in a seductive glance that leaves you trembling at the knees as you watch him from the expanse of the huge bed. Leaning back onto satin pillows of the color that blood tries to be, you run your eyes up and down his thin frame that is making its way cat like to where you wait. A smirk graces his face as he forms his tactics, plans the best way to make you scream his name out tonight so that it lingers in the air of this thickly scented boudoir with the other memories of passion and heat forgone. Squirming under his stare you yearn to tug at the fabric that once seemed so light but now seems to be an iron fortress between him and you. You murmur his name but he holds his finger to his lips - no words, no thought ...

You watch avidly as he slowly takes his shirt off, revealing intricate curling patterns which you yearn to trace with your tounge. He's kneeling on the edge of the bed, but the distance between you seems unbearable. But you know your role. He's over you now, caressing gently your face and you yearn to kiss him, to taste him finally. He peels off the black silk and sits back, surveying you in all your glory. Nipples harden to the cool air and he grins as he watches them, even his glance helping them along. You're on the verge of exploding, you yearn for his touch and his kiss, to feel him - but you know that he's in charge tonight. More low noises from him, hardly recognisable as words, but you do as he tells you and reach up, puling off the black leather from his legs, exposing the tribute to band... and his manhood. You lie back again and wait for him to start, wait for him to kneel down and burn you with desire and the need to be more than just one person - to be closer than humanly possible. And with his first touch it begins, and you arch your back in a wonton pleading for more, but he just shakes his head, never taking his eyes from yours... And you know that you will scream for him if he doesn't stop tormenting you soon with his lips on your breast and his hands... oh his hands doing wonderful things that make you groan and bite your lip. You plead with him, silently with your eyes - and finally he relents from his torture, plunges himself into you. You gasp with pain, grasp with your nails at his back and his neck, ravish his lips with hard kisses, sucking on his lips and making them swell in your mouth while he does divine things with his hips. Gyrating, grinding, the simple back and forth movement of animal lovemaking, 100 times intesified, slowly taking you to the peak, shuddering and crying out his name, pushing him farther in until he's given all that he can give, panting and with his eyes rolling in ecstasy he collapses ontop of you, kissing you deeply, and falling asleep in your arms.

Next time it's your turn, next time he's all yours. Next time, you can torture him...

... ahahha... sorry! that was just a random spurt of crazy groupie... randomness!

i'm not complaining! ;-)

Who is??! LoL!

Wow.. Who would've thought 10°C felt so hot??

Oh my.... :bow:

Definitely not complaining....Heidi....you so rule! :drool:

I so need a cigarette right now... *grumbles*

Ooo...I got my concert pictures back! Only two Ville-pictures turned out <_< because the stupid camera kept focusing on the wrong things...but still, two pictures....he's so gorgeous. Even with the beard and recent...homeless man look. Dayum.

I can't scan them though because the scanner is connected to the piece of shit tha broke. So, I'll get them for you girls as soon as I have access to a scanner.


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HURRAY!!!

but hey, guess what? i'm passing the baton to someone else... so that means its someone ELSE'S turn to ville spamify this thread. N i dont mean with pictures. Because SOMEHOW we have to keep ourselves interested... cannot let ville down... :tsk:

hehe... just write something... i litterally wrote that in 5 minutes on a random impulse. *nods*

hehe... sarah can't wait to see pictures!!!!

:kiss2:

LOL....

Well, I'm supposed to clean my room for an hour (stupid parents, don't understand that having a messy room is very important in my religion... :rolleyes:). Perhaps I'll work on something and say I was organizing papers. For a whole hour...lol....

Rachel might get her pics so if there's any good ones, I'll steal them (she's getting doubles) to scan....lol...

LOL

hey... tis a good excuse!!

i actually DO organize papers for a whole hour so, uh... lol... if ur room is as messy as mine then there is probably SOME factual basis there!!! hehe...

right, but i'm off to bed now.. well... catually that involves turning the computer, music, and light off and then pulling the covers up but yea... (i love wireless internet... :lalala: )

GNIGHT!!! may ur dreams be blessed with villeporn

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Geez, Sarah
You really need to get those pics near a scanner!
And steal Rachel's and scan them too!!
The more the better! ;-)

Oh.. Well... Sarah has taken the torch from you, Ly, now, hasn't she?? :lalala:

LOL! :P

lol yeah, i guess... but if you really want to "light a flame" PLEASE feel free... please please pretty please!

hehe... am crazed pervy fangirl! need to get life! now! *grumbles*

:lmao:
I'll see if I can light a new flame, dar'! ;-)

DITTO....I'm lazy....lol...

*raises eyebrows*

huh... we know Sarah, we know...

^_^

*chants*we want ville smut we want ville smut we want ville smut

[/obscenely open perveted groupiness]

hehe... klksadflkfbnvfl;fakfhdisafhanbfjlahsdfkdabg;lajfgsdkfladsksdkjfalsdbnljsd



^The giant rabid mutant nocturnal sparrow attacked. It's back from vacation... *nods*

GOD i'm bored...

Did I ever mention I suck at smut-writting?
I've been sitting, staring at this blank box for about 10 minutes, and wrote nothing!
AND I FELT INSPIRED!! :(

Alright, I guess I'll either pass on the torch or... think of something.. someday...

:lalala:

LOL!!!

heheehheahha...

*huggles kukka*

*mentally sends "bulge" pics to argentina*

Hope those help, darling... mwahhahaa... hehe...

:kiss2:

:laugh:

Thnx for the pics dar', but I'm afraid it'll take a bit more for stupid me to get to write smut... :no:
Maybe live-bulge 'pic'?? ( :blush: ... wait, why am I blushing?? YOU THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!! :unsure: LOL!!)

Useless self.. <_<

LOL!

You lot really are helpless, arent you? hmm... well, I'll see what I can do about the "live bulge shots" but its not looking great... but i do have a grand idea ...

Flower, I love you. You have just inspired the master crafts woman. Sadly, it is late. And I need to go to bed. Because the longer I sleep the longer I can dream about Ville and kitchen counters and all that good stuff the less craby I am in the morning.

*teehee*



D'ya think if I flap my arms hard enough I can take off? *Flap Flap Flap Flap* I think I can I think I can...



Maybe, If I fucking glare at you for long enough, You'll burst into fucking flames. How fucking cool would that shit be? Huh, punk? Teach you to mess the fuck with me. I am the ultra sexy flame man. Unh!



Hey, guyth? Ith there any thpinich thtuck in my teeth? Huh? Hey, guyth, don run away! Are you thure there ithint any thpinich up there?


*ahem* [/randomness]

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LOL! You rock, Ly!!

You know, I think there's a guy at school who has the same shirt than Ville in that last pic... I should check my sources (Sun - she likes the guy though... *pukes* ahem.. you get my point? LoL!) and let you know!

Not that it'd be so interesting neways...

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO READ IT THAT FAST KUKKS!!

See, i posted another one!! *points up* The "Thpinich" one... hehe...

*rolls eyes at self*

i dont know why you guys put up with me, if i were you i would disown me. *nods*

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