(The scene opens up with “Pretty” Ricky Stanton standing in front of what appears to be…a Horsemen logo?)

PRS: You know I love it- I love when I see the people respond. I love it when I see how the UWF gets ruffled each and every time I speak a word about anything.

Because it only solidifies who I am and what I mean to this federation. You see, the Pretty Boy has been around for quite a while now and I know what makes this place tick. I know what strings to pull to move people in the right direction. I know how to win. That is what makes me an ICON around here. Now your friendly neighborhood Pretty Boy is known in many places by many names.

In London, they call me Ricky S.

In Milan I’m simply the “Matador”

And in New York, I’m just soooooooo Pretty, they simply nod and say,

“Yeah, there he goes.”

But to sit back and think that I, the Prettiest Wrestler in the business can survive on looks alone would be wrong. Recently I made my intentions clear that beginning right now, I’m making my way for the UWF Title. And within 24 hours hit dogs howled.

Apparently, since I’ve been gone, being the UWF Champion means that you can’t say NOTHING and chastise NOTHING, let alone face him. Well now, I hate to bring people up on current events but when you’re the UWF Champion, your job to this company, to these people, to the fans, is NOT to sit on your high and mighty ass and prance around backstage hoping people will kiss your feet…but digress. I’m no where near position to face anyone for anything.


This week I’ve got two people in my cross hairs: The Hitman and Serena. These are two people who I have grown with over the years. Through the blood, sweat and tears we put this company on our backs and said, “I’ll carry you!”


And now it’s come to this. Two people aligned with the “Establishment” that have made it very clear they want to take down the Prettiness. They’ve made it official to the entire UWF that they want to be the next in line and that “Pretty” Ricky Stanton has NO chance!


Serena, if you think for a second thaty you have some upper hand then I’m here to tell you that you’re RIGHT.

YOU DO HAVE AN UPPER HAND. You have my upper hand giving you a pimp smack right across that mouth! The Pretty Boy was amazed at your arrogance let alone your confidence in a man who, by many opinions, is not even SERIOUS about wrestling anymore. He fills space. And yet you find comfort in his abilities.

And then there’s Carmen. Girl I’m not sure what planet you’re on, and what they did to get your brain out of your head and keep you fully functional, but the Pretty Boy wants you to know that if you mess this up you’ll have more to worry about than a loss.

Yeah, I can tell that all of you are shaking your head, especially you S.E.X. I’m not sure what made you THINK that you could just speak MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH but your day of reckoning is on its way.
Which brings me to another topic: Danger Zone.

Me, Hitman, Andy, we’ve come a long way to get to a match like this. Through the fire we’ve managed to stay on our feet. And now, to your honor, you’ll fight for a title that I introduced and designed for this fed. Feel honored.

This is why S.E.X. is so far out of his league. He’s worried about just beating me. However, I’m a program. I’m a curriculum. I’m more than just a wrestler. This is why at Adrenaline when the Pretty Boy steps into that ring alllllll of you will face “The Program”. You’re taking on a person who has evolved into the masterwork of the UWF while you folks have nothing more than the clothes in your lockerooms and maybe an appreciation plaque.

If I were you I’d feel cheated.

Andy T., there are many times in life where mistakes are made at the craziest of times. Adrenaline should not be one of those times. I have no quarrel with you. However, should you decide to pull out your stupid card, the Pretty Boy is prepared to dismantle what’s left of you.
And as for the rest of you who are strutting around feeling untouchable. Well, it’s only a matter of time before you realize just how PRETTY it really is……

(fade out)