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Serena	Posted: May 23 2012, 02:45 AM
#1 Stunner // Your Queen Group: Wrestler Posts: 2,828 Member No.: 1,098 Joined: 22-May 09	I] Sovereign Bank Arena / TRENTON, NJ check out her LOOK ^{I am selfish I am wrong I am right I swear I'm right} Serena was never really late to the arena on show dates, but she was today. The security must have sensed her urgency because they were more than willing to step aside and let her backstage without showing her ID when she came hurrying up to them. C�mon now, they knew who she was. She practically had to choreograph her way through the hustle and bustle of backstage life, almost running into a caterer in the process, and was almost to the general manager�s office before she was pretty much blindsided by Mikey Graves. Well this was interesting, somebody she hadn�t seen nor talked to in a while. Serena skidded to a stop before she could run into him and he looked all too grateful for it. Serena: What�s up, Mikey? What can I do for you? Why are you pointing your phone and microphone at me? That�s kinda weird. Mikey Graves: Nothing much going on, I was just tasked with getting a word or two about your match tonight against Andy. Serena: Ricky. Mikey Graves: No� he was replaced with Andy. Ricky was unavailable to compete this week. Serena: Well that�s a fine how-do-you-fucking-do. Did nobody see fit to tell me? Fill me in? Let me know? Why do I have so many questions today� Mikey looked just as confused as she did and once again held his phone out to her. Serena: Seriously Mikey, I�m super proud you have a phone, welcome to the twenty-first century. I have to go see if he�s said anything yet or try to get ready or whatever, I don�t know. Mikey Graves: And I�m just trying to make your job easier. Well that had to be the first time that had ever happened for her. Mikey Graves: I have his interview from earlier right here on my phone for you to watch so you don�t have to go around searching for it. Serena: Oh trust me, nothing Andy ever says is worth me going out of my way to search for it. The guy is just a rinse and repeat waste of space and company money. But awesome that you have it, I�ll actually bother watching it then so I don�t have to waste my time looking for it. Mikey Graves: That�s what I was going for. His comment was a little higher than a quiet mumble and Serena ignored him. She grabbed the phone from his outstretched hand and pressed the button to start the video. The look on her face was one of pure disgust as soon as she heard the music and she looked around for someplace to hit her head against, but there was no free space this close to show time. Damn. With one hand holding the phone, her other hand rubbed against her forehead and temples and she rolled her eyes. It was mentally exhausting listening to him try and be funny� and then to have to pretend to give a damn about him on top of that, not cool or enjoyable at all. It was finally (blissfully) over and she handed the phone back to Mikey, who was trying his darned hardest to try and get a read on her. It was impossible at that point. Serena: He seems like such a dirty hippy with those stupid bongos, which isn�t really a stretch because he looks just like one too. Does he think anything he does is even remotely cute or funny or original or not boring as fuck to watch? In that disillusioned mind of his does he really think himself to be an entertainer? Because he�s completely wrong. Fact, he always just tries to come up with �witty� and �interesting� ways to get his point across when in reality he just reeks of desperation. Mikey Graves: Well he did make mention of the fact that in the matches you two have been in, you�ve managed to win some and so has he so this is going to be a pretty even match. Serena: I don�t remember that ever happening. Mikey Graves: How can you not remember something like him beating you? Serena: Because, Mikey, I don�t remember a lot of things that never happened. You can look, it�s in the history books, I�ve beaten him every single damn time we�ve met up in the ring, including just the last pay-per-view and a Lethal Brawl match. So not only is he a black hole for charisma, but a fountain of completely false information as well. How the hell this man-child is worthy of his Hall of Fame status is beyond me but if there�s any way that can be revoked, somebody should definitely look into that. And is it just me, or is he always trying to start shit that always amounts to absolutely nothing? He�s acting like he�s freaking Braveheart or something, with his whole, the GM-Pire is throwing their weight around and it�s about time we stopped them, thing. Andy always tries to act like some revolutionary hero and everything he tries to start up either fizzles or blows up in his face. Andy, people aren�t going to follow you into �battle� if you want to take us down. Nobody wants to voluntarily make an enemy of us. And in case you haven�t noticed, which you actually may not have since it seems like you live in some alternative weirdo universe, the GM-Pire doesn�t make it a habit of just going around, attacking random people. If you get attacked by us, you�ve wronged us, simple as that. And it really seems like you�re itching to make that list. And I�m sorry, but are we really resorting to insinuating that I�m a slut now? Is he that desperate for something to say, making some sly little quip about me loving to blow? What I do in the bedroom is nobody�s business but mine and my partner�s. He�s such a freakin� pervert for even insinuating something like that. It�s no wonder he�s the king of failed relationships. I mean, I�m not above sharing by any stretch of the imagination, but c�mon now, I think he knows more about me to have some more material than that. The poor interviewer looked instantly uncomfortable at both of her outbursts. He sure as hell didn�t want to be anywhere even remotely near that list, and it did seem as if Andy was tip-toeing right on the line of joining it. He had to change the subject fast. Mikey Graves: What do you have to say about him questioning your faithfulness, as well as Eddie�s? Serena: I think given the opportunity, anybody would be throwing themselves at Ryan Reynolds so he can just get the fuck out with that comment. I mean, wouldn�t you, Mikey? Mikey Graves: I um.. I don�t really� She waved her hand away at him trying to stumble his way through some sort of response. Serena: Calm down, I�m kidding. What you do in your free time is totally your own business. I don�t judge. [he looked like he wanted to reply, but Serena stopped him with a shake of her head and just kept on talking] And I also don�t think that with his stellar track record he�s really in any position to make any kind of remark about anybody�s marriage. What happens between Eddie and me stays between Eddie and me. That�s it. Our wedding may have been the product of a lot of alcohol, but make no mistake about it that we�re making it work and I think we�ve become one hell of a cohesive unit here. Eddie didn�t name me co-general manager just because I�m pretty. Well� he didn�t just give me the title because I�m pretty. It�s because I�m intelligent and know what the hell I�m doing here. Andy can make all the assumptions he wants about me cheating or Eddie cheating but unless he has some hard proof, he just looks like an idiot who�s hardcore grasping. And who the hell is John Cena? Mikey shrugged. Serena: Is he talking about Kyle? Mikey Graves: I� I honestly don�t know, Serena. Serena: Because Kyle�s not even married so.. what the hell is he even talking about? Mikey Graves: I really don�t know. [he paused, quickly wanting to change the subject again] Do you mind if I ask you something? Serena: I�m not going to break out a musical instrument because all of a sudden Andy thinks it�s the �cool� thing to do, if that�s what you want to know. Mikey Graves: Oh no, no nothing like that. Serena: Then shoot. Mikey Graves: What are your thoughts about losing the match last week to Ricky and Carmen? You seemed really confident and it probably came as quite the shock� Serena stopped him with a hand up, shaking her head. Serena: You know what, what�s done is done, I don�t really give a shit about it anymore. In fact I�m already looking forward to tonight�s match, which I obviously have in the bag, and then past that, I�m looking at Danger Zone where I�m going to decimate Josh... is it Josh? [Mikey shook his head] No? Oh yeah, John Hartman, that�s right, and Jay Aguero if he feels like dusting off his wrestling boots to get into the ring with me so bad. It�ll be fun. Now as far as last week�s match goes, I�m not going to dwell on it even though I know that both Ricky and Carmen will because fact, it�s the only time either have beaten me and it�s the last time either of them will. Mikey Graves: You seem confident. Serena: Of course I am. Mikey Graves: Why? Serena: Why? Because I have the tools in my arsenal to be confident. Because I think it would sound a little bit stupid for me to say �well, I may win but then again I just may not. By golly the best person is going to win!� No, Mikey, that�s dumb. I�m the best person and I have absolutely no problem singing my own praises from the freakin� rooftop. I�m the greatest, I�m going to win, Andy, Josh and Jay are all going to lose. The sooner they come to terms with it, the better off their lives are going to be. Now if you�ll excuse me, I have to get ready to win my match with a ridiculously small amount of energy. If she had been wearing a hat, she would have tipped it to Mikey Graves at that point. Fishing her keys out of her large purse, Serena waved at him to indicate that yes, this interview was all over and she�d said what she had wanted to say and more importantly, what needed to be said. She nudged the door open with her hip and slipped inside, the name plate of her and Eddie the last thing the audience saw before it transitioned into a promo for Danger Zone. _END -------------------- UWF'S RESIDENT GIF QUEEN w. Zoey Swan April 4, 2012, April 18, 2012 STUNNER, UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, WRESTLER OF 2010 Longest reigning UWF Hardcore Champion Screw fear, it's contagious, infecting everything... It makes me do such stupid, stupid stuff. I say things I never mean. What exactly do I think? Who am I protecting? If I fall, will it blow up in my face? Life just crazy I'm delicate \| I'm sensitive Please, try to be more careful You're mean \| You're a lunatic Let's try to make this fun again SOTS '12 SURVIVOR - TEAM IRON MAN for your consideration

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