The scene opens up as we see Carmen walking into the arena holding her little miniature poodle as we see her ernstwile butler Giles in tow carrying her 6 suitcases that she has brought to the arena.

"Madam, are you sure that all these bags are necessary?"

"Oh Giles, you act like I brought my whole wardrobe with me."

"No madam, I'm just simply stating that this is a little bit much for your match with Bree Swift."

Carmen just smiles as she continues to make baby faces at her dog as Giles looks annoyed.

"Ms. Carmen are we almost there yet?"

"Oh Giles, you were always a weak pathetic excuse for a man."

"Madam, all I am simply stating that if you would of let the arena valet help me carry all these bags, than we would already be to your room by now."

"Nonsense, sweety that's what I have you for."

All of a sudden out of nowhere a loud thud crashes on the floor as Giles trips over a cable and Carmen's suitcases go flying everywhere.

Carmen stops on her heels and turns around and just shrieks as she looks at Giles....

"Madam I am so sor"........

WHACK!!!!!

All of a sudden all you hear is Carmen's backhand connecting with Giles jaw as he wences in pain.

"ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY?!"

"Madam, I am soooo sooo sorry."

"Those suitcases have thousands of dollars of merchandise in them, and here you are carrying them lacksidaisical as if you don't have a care in the world..."

"Madam, please forgive me..."

Carmen walks over to Giles and is about to backhand him again as he lifts his hand up and braces for impact. Carmen lowers her hand as she just smiles and helps the old man out.

"Giles, Giles........sweety I'm sorry, the only thing that I am merely saying is that you need to be more careful, honey. What about if you broke my outfits from Dolce and Cabana?"

"You know that I would not be a very happy individual do you?"

"Madam, I'm sorry please forgive me..."

All of a sudden Carmen looks toward the interview area and she sees Ellie Falsone standing there as if she is waiting on somebody. Carmen dismisses Giles, as she just looks at Ellie...

"Um, Giles sweety why don't you collect my things and take them to my room. I do believe that the camera is calling to be graced by my beauty."

Giles gather's Carmen's things as she kisses her dog on the cheek and places it on top of the bag blocking Giles view of the arena.

Carmen just smiles a leering smile as she sort of slithers toward Ellie Falsone.

Ellie Falsone sees Carmen slithering her way as she just rolls her eyes and Carmen eyes her up and down.

"Your Ellie Falsone are you not?"

"Yes I am, UWF's Number One Interviewer?"

"Oh yes sweety, you go with uh what's his name the annoying guy who demands the screen every five seconds. Oh yes you go with Gage Gannon."

"Yea, and what's it to you?"

"Nothing sweety, you know I was wondering if you could help me out. I mean seeing as how you have nothing better to do, I was hoping that you could help me out with my interview."

"I could, but I am kind of waiting on somebody."

"Oh yes.....loverboy..."

"Excuse me?"

"Honey, no offense but it's evident with the shy smile that creeps across your face that you are in love."

"Yeah, maybe I am..."

"Oh honey, that's just wonderful, I mean it's just a shame that he doesn't feel the same way..."

"EXCUSE ME?"

"Oh don't tell me that you haven't noticed the way that Gage was flirting with that female interviewer at WARPED? I mean how stupid can you be. Everybody is teling you what a piece of crap guy that Gage is, and you don't wanna hede the warnings."

"FIRST OFF YOU DON'T KNOW GAGE LIKE THAT?"

"Honey, let me be quite frank with you about something. Your not exactly that goodlooking. I mean take somebody like Bree Swift for example. Curvy all over, with the perfect little pert apple bottom."

"WHO THE HELL....."

"Hold on sweety I'm not done. And let's not forget Blair Kavisto. I mean sure she is a little rough around the edges, but honey men go for a woman who takes charge, and Blair is a woman that knows how to take charge."

Carmen's eyes are starting to wale up with tears as Carmen continues....

"Oh sweety don't cry I mean it's obviously apparent that the only reason that Gage hasn't pursued me yet, is because he hasn't even seen me in action yet....I'm talking about the ring of course. I mean sweety you saw it, didn't just a few weeks ago he say that he "respected" Sabra."

"HOW DARE YOU!?"

"Sweety I'm trying to help you. That whole "Legacy of Violence" thing.......sweety she's talking about in the bedroom. Let's face it, Gage Gannon is a dog. Always has been a dog, and always will be a dog. And unfortunately for you, your the fool that everybody knows that he is playing."

Ellie is trying to contain her tears as Carmen get's close to Ellie and wipes her hair from her eye as she whispers in her ear.

"Sweety, let's face it.....your just some silly little blond headed interviewer. You will never compare to any of the women, who actually get in the ring."

All of a sudden out of nowhere Ellie lunges at Carmen as they both fall back onto the catering table as Ellie is trying to choke Carmen. Carmen is just laughing as UWF security get's Ellie off of Carmen....

"YOU BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!!"

Carmen just laughs as UWF security escorts Ellie off of camera. Carmen places her hand under her chin and waves Goodbye to Ellie as she adjust herself and makes sure that she is not bleeding.

Carmen adjusts her hair and everything as she just looks into the camera and smiles. As she is smiling slowly her smile starts to fade.

"MS. BREE SWIFT the Hardcore Champion. You know it is apparent to me that the term bitch is used alot around here. Just last week J.C. Diamond called herself a bitch. Bree Swift is the Hardcore Bitch, and Blair is the number one bitch here in the UWF. The only one who really doesn't call herself a bitch, went off the deep end just because she gets PWNED everytime that she steps into the ring with Richard Osiris."

Carmen continues to check for blood as she mutters under her breath.

"Let me assure you Bree honey I'm not a bitch, but at the same time I will not be ignored. While I'm sure that you are used to your little fifteen minutes of fame honey your time has come and went. I've been studying you in the ring, and while you are a phenomenal athlete, there is one thing you are missing. Attitude..."

"Now now don't get me wrong or anything I'm not trying to piss you up, but I mean honey well let's face it, your skin is dry, your hair has split ends, and you smell like you have come from a trailer park. You seem to be the type of person who is at home in a mud wrestling contest, let alone a UWF ring."

"Honey while you are a monster slayer, honey I can assure you that I'm not a monster. I am a woman just like you, and unlike you I know how to use my assets to get what I want. Let's face it while you may have S.E.X. wrapped around your finger tighter than that tupee on Donald Trump's head you still are just a woman."

"And just like any woman honey you can be beat. And you will be beat when you step into the ring with me. Am I saying that I want a hardcore title shot, AS IF! Do you really think that I want to get busted open week after week? Do you think that I want to get into the ring with somebody who's only way of winning is knocking you unconscious by smelling their B.O.? I'm talking about you Mr. Mean Street."

Carmen adjusts herself as she playfully teases the camera and cups her breasts as she pouts her lips and let out a kiss.

"Apparently Mr. Mean Street got happy when I mentioned his name. His third leg apparently is working just fine..."

Carmen just laughs as she brushes her hair from her shoulder.

"Sweety let me explain something to you. While you were busy playing with Bo in the trailer park, while you were busy wrestling Betsy Mae in the mudpits of Mississippi I was living the American Dream."

"When I was five I wanted a horse, and I got it. I'm 23 and I own a black card with no credit limit on it whatsoever. I have Paris on speedial, and right now if I wanted to I could have any man that I wanted in my bed."

"But you see honey I'm smarter than that. Simply put I get what I want, and I will do whatever it takes to get what I want. I've not been pinned in the UWF, but I haven't been beaten either."

"A little female persuasion and Glenn gave me exactly what I wanted. A one on one match. Sweety just because I don't go around with the word Hardcore stamped on my head doesn't mean that I can't get hardcore."

"But sweety I really don't wanna get my nails dirty. Let's keep this classy, honey not trashy."

SMOOCHES HONEY XOXO

Carmen just playfully takes her hand and blows a kiss at the camera as she walks off to her lockerrom.