Title: Worst Virtual Jobs In Video Games
spooky - July 17, 2009 02:17 PM (GMT)
11 of the Worst Virtual Jobs in Video GamesExcerpts:
Being a paperboy seems simple enough. That is until you take into account all of the weird things that these busy neighborhoods had in store for you. Most of your time in this game was spent dodging people exercising on the sidewalks, crazy possessed lawn mowers that chop their way through random yards, and the occasional dog with an obvious chip on its shoulder. Sometimes even Death himself attempted to thwart your paper delivering agenda.
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Expert Excrement Expeditor (Fallout 2)
Yeah…Shoveling “excrement” is never at the top of anyone’s great jobs list. Especially for a handful of bottle caps.
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Portal Test Subject (Portal)
How would you like to wake up AT your job, where you are the only employee, your boss lies and harasses you, you are constantly under laser fire, and you are sent like a lab rat through a series of puzzling tasks? The only thing that keeps Chell going is the possibility of cake at the end of the day, but even she is not certain if the cake is anything more than a lie.
