We're not Muggles?, A parody!!

[Nikki]

Plot: Alright, it's the most random plot ever after we start, but first.... We were all raised as muggles and when Dumbledore brings certain muggles to Hogwarts he brings us. Only we're not just muggles now. We're witches and teen-aged girls at that. It takes place in Harry's fifth year, just because. And you get to help along the most random or actually thought out plot ever. Just PM me with ideas and jump right in. Don't state your real last name, make up one!! And you play...you!!!!

Nikki looked around the busy train station. She was having trouble with her ticket. Platform 9 and 3/4? This is as stupid as the fact that I was going to live my whole life without magic. Where is that darned platform? Eight...nine...ten...no nine and three quarters!!? What in the name of chocolate candy are they doing to me!!??? I too absent minded, oh great...mental break down and I'm all alone in a foreign country with the knowledge that I'm now a witch. How random... She thought to herself as she walked up and down Platforms nine and ten. She sighed slumped against a barrier and found herself falling backwards through the, supposed to be, solid barrier. "Ah!" She cried out shortly before landing on the floor and looking up like an ******** at two red headed boys. Did I really hit my head that hard? Reaches a hand to her head gingerly as it pains her. "Which one of you is the real one...?" She asked looking at them, thinking she'd hit her head too hard and was seeing double.

"Neither of us are real." They both said at once and then one smiled bigger. "You feeling alright? Didn't you know about the barrier?"

"No!" She told them and started to push herself up from the ground. She groaned as she stretched and knew she'd have bruises up and down her legs and back for a while. "I did not, and couldn't anyone have just told me. You know, 'Don't lean up against perfectly solid barriers, they might lead to a hidden platform or something'." She exclaimed picking up her bag and then trying to push her heavy trunk onto her cart.

"You want some help with that?" One asked and he bent next to her and helped her position the trunk on the cart. "Where are you from? Why didn't you know about the platform thing?"

"Well, I'm from Western America and I just found out I'm a witch. This old guy with white hair and a white beard told me about it. Thanks."

[darksilvermoon]

oooo i always wanted to try something like this! i'll go with it *plots* hehe

[right so i changed this part]

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Sharrie was sitting in a compartment with a seventh year name Lee Jordan who was currently telling her about Hogwarts and his best friends. The door of the compartment when two identical boys walked in with a girl. [SO sorry nikki... i don't know what you look like ]

The boys greeted Lee before turning back to the girl and began to talk in whispers that sounded much like plotting. Not feeling up to it, Sharrie stared out the window as Lee got up to join the twins and the girl.

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and that's it so far

[PapayaCrazy]

Different place in time (we'll eventually meet. well... we'll meet when someone decides to run into me! ^^)

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Sonya looked around in helplessness.

Ugh! This day sucks! First I get my luggage knocked over, and then I got lost in the airport. To top it all off that stupid old wizard didn't even tell me where the stupid platform was.

She struggled to get her heavy luggage onto the bright red Hogwarts train.

"This sucks, doesn't it Hiro?" she asked looking at her new pet owl.

"Hoot!" The owl replied cheerfully.

She rolled her eyes at him and continued to push the stubborn luggage into the baggage compartment.

"Here little lady. I'll get this for you. Just hop on the train with the other students," said a joval man with bright red hair, winking in her direction.

"Thank you sir!" Sonya replied looking gratefully at the man.

"No problem. I have 7 kids of my own."

Sonya gave him a look of amazement.

"Never mind me. Get on the train and meet your friends!"

"Thanks again sir!" she said as she entered the bright red engine; hauling the owl cage behind her with her carry-on bag. She walked quickly, bursting with excitement.

This is official! I really am a witch!

Finding an empty compartment she sat down and prepared for the long ride.

"Fun huh Hiro?"

"Hoot!"

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Mr. Weasley is a little out-of-character. Sorries!

[Nikki]

I has wazy dark blonde hair, blue-green eyes, small purple glasses, and I is very tiny. That's me!!

Sits across from the twins. "So...you know I don't even know your names. Should I be afraid then?" Asks with light humor and major curiousity as to why they haven't introduced themselves yet.

Both smile at her. "You haven't stated your name, either." They say at the same time.

Blushes because of their hott English accents. "I'm Nikki or Nik, either one's fine." States in her obviously American accent. Looks at both the boys with a smile, wondering if they'd just dyed their hair red or if it were really red. "So now, who are you guys?"

One smiles. "I'm George Weasley. And this is..." Points to the other twins and goes quiets.

"I'm Fred. We're twins and seventh years!!" He tells her with a smile. "So are you up for some fun this year, Nik?"

"We mean, if you're up to some sneaking around, laughing, having the time of your life, and offering free (sometimes unwanted) humor into someone's life." George explained more.

"Uh...sure." Gives them both a smile. "So...when?

[Kalia]

Like Papaya's, mine's from a different place on the train, lol. Obviously.

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Sam walked down the long train corridor, peering into compartment after compartment and feeling herself shrink under the gazes she was getting. As if flying on that stupid airline hadn't made her nervous enough, she was in a place she knew nothing about with her only means of contact with her family in America being a golden brown owl her grandfather had bought her.

She frowned and hugged the cage for the owl to her, the creature hooting and glaring at her with amber eyes as she groaned a little and leaned up against the wall. 'What I wouldn't give to slide to the floor and disappear with a pop' Sam thought as a girl with long black hair passed her with her friends.

"Excuse us," one said. "C'mon Cho... there's an empty one up there."

Sam nodded and moved out of the way, stepping into a compartment with a girl who had long blonde hair and a wand behind her ear as she read through a tabloid upside down. 'She looks friendly enough' Sam convinced herself as she bit down on her lip and felt a ball of nerves settle in her stomach.

"Is anyone sitting here?" Sam asked.

"Nope," answered the girl.

"May I join you?" Sam asked, unsure if the reply the girl gave was in invitation or not.

"Certainly," she added as she flipped the magazine and continued to study it. "My name's Luna Lovegood. What's yours?" she asked, not taking her eyes off her reading material.

Sam smiled a little crookedly and sat down gingerly. This girl was nice; her dreamy tone was rather soothing.

"Samantha Bathory," Sam replied, "but you can call me Sam or Sami Sue."

The girl gave no answer, so Sam took to looking out the window.

[PapayaCrazy]

Well... um... I won't be doing much in the train until we switch scenes or someone comes and gets me.

Sonya: Petite, long black hair (at times wavy), black eyes, Asian, Japanese, loves arithmancy and potions (from what she's read in books anyways). Came from Riverside, California. Not exactly used to having all four seasons since California's summer or spring. Not used to the cold at all.

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"Trolley coming through! Come and get your sweets!"

Sonya looked up from the book and grinning over at Hiro who sat across from her in his cage.

"Did you hear that Hiro? Sweets!"

She slid open the compartment door and beckoned the lady over.

"Anything from the trolley, dear?"

"I'm kind of new at this but I can tell you I'm very fond of sour candy. Do you have any suggestions?"

"I have some bags of Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans. They're quite popular. Though if you want something sour, try Pucker Lipped Peacocks."

Sonya stared at all the strange candy in amazement.

"I'll try a bag of the Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans and two packages of those Pucker Peacocks. I'll also like some chocolate."

The trolley lady handed her the candy.

"If you want chocolate, try these Chocolate Frogs. Be warned dearie, we got a very energetic batch today. They might be a little feisty. That comes to 6 sickles and 3 knuts please."

Sonya handed over the coins as she received the bag from the lady.

"Thank you."

"Your welcome. Trolley coming through! Come get your sweets! Trolley-"

Sonya slipped back into the compartment in excitement.

"Look at all these Hiro! I can't wait!"

"Hoot!"

[Nikki]

"Soon as we get to Hogwarts." George told her, smiling at her.

"Yes!! We'll be meeting tonight to discuss what to do for our first day back prank. We can talk tonight." Fred told her, looking out the window then back at Nikki. "So..."

"Trolley!!" Came a voice just down the hall.

"Here comes the trolley lady. You want something, Nik?" He asked with a bemused smile on his face as she shifted through her American money, English money, and wizard money.

Nikki got up, holding onto the big silver and bronze wizard coins. "Oh gosh, yeah!" She exclaimed as she climbed over their entangled feet and out the door to the hallway.

The Trolley Lady turned to look at Nikki with a smile. "Anything off the trolley, dearie?"

Nikki walked over to the trolley and bent down, looking at all the kinds of candies. "They all look so good. I'll take two of the Chocolate Frogs, Bertie Botts, Licorice Wands, and Ice Mice!" She said, liking the names more than anything as she chose.

"Alright, that's 10 sickles and 5 knuts." She said as she gathered the sweets up for Nikki.

Nikki looked down at the treats in her arms after she'd paid the woman and started to walk down the hallway, uncertain if she were going the right way. She came across a compartment and decided to open it and see if the two red heads were in there. But she came across a black haired girl sitting inside and smiled at her. "Uh...hi. I'm lost, but I have treats. Could I sit here until I have free arms and can search easier?" She asked, in her obviously American accent.

[PapayaCrazy]

Sonya was quite surprised when a girl with blue-green eyes walked in. She smiled at her in pleasant surprise.

"Uh...hi. I'm lost, but I have treats. Could I sit here until I have free arms and can search easier?"

"Sure!"

Sonya got up to move Hiro's cage from the seat across from her.

"Hoot!!!" Hiro called in indignation.

"Be nice Hiro."

Sonya turned back to the blonde haired girl and grinned. "Sorry. That's Hiro. He's new pet and not quite domesticated yet. My name's Sonya Li. May I ask you your name?"

[Nikki]

"Thanks, I'm Nikki Wolf." She offered, smiling at the girl as she moved the owl off the chair. "I have an owl too...only she's back at the other compartment. The one I'm lost from." She said, smiling sheepishly. "So are you from America too? You don't sound English." She said excitedly.

George looked over at Fred. "Do you think she got lost?"

"How could anyone get lost in the hallway?" Fred asked, leaning his head back and looking up to see a brown and black spotted owl in a cage above where Nikki had been sitting.

[PapayaCrazy]

Sonya grinned. "I'm actually Japanese. I was raised there until I was five and my family moved to the States."

Sonya sat down and motioned to the girl, Nikki, that she could sit down too. "I'm a new student here. Some wizard by the name of Dumblekins popped into our house last month and scared the living daylights out of my parents. They nearly had a heart attack when he told them I was a witch. How about you?"

[Nikki]

She sat down opposite Sonya. "I'm from Montana. Grew up on a farm with a bunch of older brothers. I'm the baby of the family. I'd never left the country until I flew over here. And that same guy, he scared my favorite horse nearly to death when he popped out of no where, right in front of us practicing!!" She said, leaning back. "I ride horses in the town and state shows."

[PapayaCrazy]

Sonya took out the Berte Botts beans as she listened to Nikki talk.

"...I ride horses in the town and state shows."

"That's awsome! I wish I could ride. I'm an only child. What's it like living with some many brothers?" she asked offering a handfull of beans to Nikki.

[Nikki]

Took the handful of beans with a smile.

"Thanks! And it's kinda fun but not really, they're all so strong and make fun of me because I was never able to do any manual work. It was strange but I decided to stick with horses, now I can outride any of them and I bring home money, honor, and ribbons from the shows." She laughed alittle. "So they can't bother me much anymore."

[PapayaCrazy]

"I was a weak child too." Sonya replied popping a bean into her mouth.

Yum... cotton candy.

"When I was younger, my parents worried over me. I was very weak in health. Premature when I was born. The doctors couldn't find out what was wrong with me. That was one of the reasons why my parents moved us to the States. As I grew up I kind of outgrew the weak health but I've always been weak physically.

Once when I was a child, I climbed a tree and I couldn't get down. My parents were horrified and since neither of them could climb, they couldn't get me. Somehow I fell. It was a miracle when they found out I didn't break any bones. For some reason, instead of being afraid, I grew to love climbing and free falling. I bungee jump as a hobby. Of course, my parents don't approve, but they're happy for me."

[Nikki]

Nikki smiled. "Somehow I can see that. My parents wanted me to grow strong, but I didn't. So instead of making me work hard they treated me like the princess and let me ride the horses. Ended up I could break them in without any hastle, even when no one else could. But it's strange, I think like I'm talking to them and I do talk to them outloud too. The horses understand."

She picked up an Ice Mice package and opened them. She stared at them in wonder as they squeaked and shivered. But she picked one up and tried it, liking it alot. "It's very strange. Did you even know you were a witch before hand?" She asked curiously.