You know you're a Paranormal Investigator when:, Finish the sentence!

You know you're a paranormal investigator when:

you look in your closet and all your clothes are black...

you wake up to yourself blurting out-loud, "DID YOUR HEAR THAT?!"...

you actually know what EVP, EMF, ADC, NDE and OBE stands for...

you're in a very dark place at three in the morning, the hair stands up on the back of your neck, and the guy besides you turns to you and yells at the top of his lungs, "DUDE, RUN!"

add some more of your own!

...you talk to people you can't see, and they answer...

...you understand that paranormal is actually normal...

...you know the people the movies The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Entity, and The Exorcist were based on were Anneliese Michel, Doris Bither and Douglas Deen...

...you've actually dreamed of owning an ectoplasmic proton pack and want to live in an old firestation with a pole slide...

you wear a crucifix around your neck not because it's "cool" but for protection...

you look around and discover your biggest circle of friends are as weird as you are...

you can recite The St. Michael the Archangel Prayer without hesitation...

owning a FLIR thermal imaging camera, going to the site of the Borley Rectory, and seeing a full-bodied apparition is on your Bucket List...

you will gladly suffer three hours of sheer boredom for ten seconds of absolute terror...

you have the courage, brains, and heart of Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin Man to face down the wicked witch of the West and the "temerity" of Toto to rip the curtain back on perceived reality...

you know who John Zaffis, Lorraine Warren, and Keith Johnson are, but have no clue who the Interior, Commerce, or Treasury Secreteries are...

when everyone else is running from the ghost, you are running toward it...

You know your a Paranormal Investigator when you ask your Mechanic to "debunk" the noise in your car.

LOL!!! Christine, that's the best one yet!

you know your a paranormal investigator when:

You leave in your last will and testimate that someone in the family knows a secrete code and you will use it when you communicate to another investigator.

When you dream about running around in attics and basements talking to yourself like a crazy person.

When you beg to have stuff thrown at you.

When the first thing you do when entering a room you immediately start making note of the best camera angles.

When you shuffle your feet at night to avoid tripping over a chair out of force of habit.

Your in constant night owl mode.

When you begin to name your instruments.

FUNNY! Especially the night owl one...my team has an inside joke, whenever someone says something we agree with, we simply say one word:

"HOOT!"

It communicates everything.

you enter a room and sniff to note any differences from the last time you entered a room

you walk around the perimeter to make sure you're the only one there

you had your eyes checked recently, so you KNOW it was a shadow person or ecto plasm that just passed you by

you wake up at three-fifteen every morning, habitually note the time, and then go to pee before going back to bed... knowing that the exact same thing will happen the next night, and the next, and the next, and the next.......

Great one Christine!!

when rather then listening to the emergency station on your hand cranked radio during a hurricane, your listening to coast to coast talking about UFO's. Least I think it was coast to coast...I couldn't read the dial was in a black out!

You know you're a paranormal investigator when:

you're on vacation and start noting the exact times weird things happen

I agree Isabel, I think all of us in the field of paranormal investigation wind up doing this.