A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doc I really feel bad!" and describes his symptoms. The doctor nods his head and does the normal doctor stuff and say to the man he will be right back. He leaves.
A few minutes later the nurse brings in a Labrador Retreiver and leaves it in the room with him. The dog tries to get the man to throw a tennis ball. The man just sits on the table. The nurse comes back and takes the dog out. A few minutes later she returns with a cat and sits it next to him and leaves. The man and the cat stare at each other for a few minutes. The nurse comes back and removes the cat. She then tells the man he can go and to stop at the desk on his way out.
At the desk he is presented with a bill for $1000.00! "Wait a second!" he says upset. A $1000.00 for what?"
The receptionist checks the bill and replies " Well looks like you had a lab test and a cat scan.
cheesy, but it still made me laugh :rofl:
It is very cheesey but I liked it.
Here are two more.
What did the rug say to the floor? "Don't worry I got you covered!" :rofl:
Momma, Poppa and baby tomatoes are walking down the street. Baby mater falls behind. Momma turns and yells. "Catch up!" :rofl: