Title: What do Retired people do?
ignoti nulla cupid - January 11, 2008 01:19 AM (GMT)
What do retired People Do All Day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day Marilyn and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So Marilyn called him a s***head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care, because we came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
I found this hilarious
Adrianne - January 11, 2008 01:36 AM (GMT)
DF Host Christian Jenn - January 11, 2008 02:06 AM (GMT)
*clap* LOL funny
When I retire, I want to rent an RV and travel down the high way at 30 mph.
isabel9710 - January 11, 2008 09:48 AM (GMT)
:blink: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
DF Mod Christine - January 11, 2008 06:29 PM (GMT)
A 'Nazi turd',,ROTFL,,the whole story was really funny. :rofl:
DF Mod LadyStarla - January 11, 2008 07:21 PM (GMT)
cute poor guy who owned the car!
KILLGORE - April 5, 2008 09:44 AM (GMT)
Drive in front of me slow...
KieraPSI - April 5, 2008 05:06 PM (GMT)
Good lord, I hope that's a made up "funny", and not a true story. Because if it's true, it was a cruel and irresponsible thing to do to the absent driver/car owner.
I just don't get that sense of "humor". It's too akin to pulling the wings off of butterflies and the like.