- create good and suggestive topic titles in the relevant place

- make thoughtful and useful contributions (no 2ish word posts)

- do not double post; edit your posts instead.

- do not spam, chit-chat, or create any other kind of mess for me to clean up

- make a strong effort to express yourself without swearing

- keep your head on straight and your fingers nimble while typing

- follow these guidelines so that i need never to remind you of them