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DORKUS MALORKUS latest news: Plagiarism Update
Welcome back; your last visit was on May 16 2012, 07:14 PM
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mandatory information
please read. it's not an option, really. but i say please anyway. we'll stick zombie dumbledore on you if you don't! beware.

rules | plot | canons | user groups


5 2 Mar 9 2012, 05:05 PM
In: ^ ( EXTRA INFO )
By: MERLIN !
floo network
the open gateway to the wonderful world of roleplaying. guest friendly. please make sure everything's in it's proper place, or we will be angry and spork your guts out.













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348 25 May 16 2012, 04:26 PM
In: ^ Darkly Charmed
By: Rina
glossary
extra information for your convenience. includes information about quidditch and house points as well as a short list of the staff at hogwarts with brief descriptions.

spells list | who's who

3 0 May 11 2010, 11:40 PM
In: ^ THE STATS
By: MERLIN !
support
we really do love you, so come tell us what we're doing wrong. or complain some, or ask for help. we're also open to any helpful suggestions - we want your input. this forum is guest friendly!
2 26 Apr 26 2012, 08:47 AM
In: ^ offical suggestions topic
By: emily jean wellbeloved
announcements
updates and important announcements that need to be brought to your attention will be posted here by a member of staff.
164 1,512 Apr 8 2012, 02:31 PM
In: ^ Plagiarism Update
By: MERLIN !
 

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the hogwarts letter
fill out the simple short app and post your finished profile in here. please wait for an admin to accept it before you start roleplaying.
68 130 May 16 2012, 06:51 PM
In: ^ WEASLEY, VICTOIRE C.
By: MERLIN !
ministry files
all optional templates can be posted in here and filed away for future reference and for everyone to ooh and aah at.
20 5 Apr 30 2012, 06:12 PM
In: ^ BOOT, BRADEN OWN MAGNUM
By: braden owen magnum boot
 

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relationshipping
does your character need a friend? lover? enemy? find excitement and plot with your fellow roleplayers here. you can use a fancy colourful plot page if you want, or a wanted ad, the lazy man's plot page. or both, i suppose. it's up to you

| wanted ads |

71 1,294 May 15 2012, 06:37 PM
In: ^ KIND AND COURTEOUS IS THE L...
By: roxanne hazel weasley
the news stand
extra, extra, read all about it! articles from publications across the board can be read and submitted here.

rumor mill | publication submissions

80 302 Mar 9 2012, 06:56 PM
In: ^ REVAMP TIMELINE
By: MERLIN !
In-Character C-Box
Go for your life, champs, just don't forget to do some real roleplaying every now and then!
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Leaky Cauldron Graffiti Wall
Upstairs in a dark hallway of the Leaky Cauldron lies a wall that students and former students alike have been using to make their feelings known about one another for what seems like centuries. It's hidden by a protective charm so tapping 3x with a wand will make it appear for you to add a bit of your own flavor to it's surface.


[ old wall here and here ! ]
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sign-ups
sign your character up!

face claim | quidditch h.o.f. | prefect h.o.f. | occupations

6 13 Dec 31 2011, 06:04 AM
In: ^ YEARBOOK HALL OF FAME !
By: MERLIN !
 

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hogsmeade city centre
Hogsmeade has gone through a bit of a renovation in past years, along with the old favourites, there's new cafe's, restaurants and shops joining this increasingly popular place.
1 1 Apr 28 2012, 03:18 AM
In: ^ when the lights are low .
By: éric léon blount
the three broomsticks
a very popular pub and well-known inn, this place is a warm and comfortable hang out for wizards and witches. a great spot to drink butterbeer. they also serve firewhisky, gillywater, red currant rum amongst other beverages.
2 3 May 7 2012, 03:25 AM
In: ^ • ARE WE HUMAN ?
By: lillith ann d'eath
weasleys' wizard wheezes
formerly zonko's joke shop, it was bought a few years ago and became another shop in the weasleys' wizard wheezes chain. a wonderful assortment of joke products as well as the wonderwitch line of products and more. most www products are banned at hogwarts, but students are often very creative in the ways they manage to smuggle them in.
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honeydukes
a sweetshop owned by erianthe flume. a popular destination of hogwarts students with a sweet tooth.
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the hog's head
a shady bar located a block or so off the main street of hogmeade. known for it's cheapness and interesting clientele.
2 4 Apr 20 2012, 10:02 PM
In: ^ bleed just to know you...
By: edmund cain yaxley
the shrieking shack
an abandoned building rumored to be haunted. it cannot be broken into from the outside.
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the leaky cauldron
located on charing cross road in the heart of london. the tiny pub serves as a gateway to diagon alley and is a frequently crowded hub for wizards and witches.
1 0 May 7 2012, 08:20 PM
In: ^ without a word.
By: alexander emil wood
diagon alley
a long cobbled street along which a variety of wizarding shops and restaurants are to be found. unquestionably the hub of commerce in the british wizarding world.
4 9 May 10 2012, 06:37 PM
In: ^ smile like you mean it
By: scorpius hyperion malfoy
knockturn alley
just around the corner from diagon alley lies a dark, twisting alleyway. most children are not allowed in, and with good reason; not only are the wares sold there a bit dodgy, but the wizards hanging around behave fairly suspiciously as well.
1 2 Apr 9 2012, 03:58 PM
In: ^ you're a stranger ...
By: jacob lucas nott
ministry of magic
the headquarters of the ministry of magic. the visitor's entrance is a run-down red telephone box. wizards and witches can also get into the ministry by apparating or through the floo network.
2 1 May 1 2012, 03:22 PM
In: ^ JUST A SPARK !
By: jacob lucas nott
st. mungo's
the only wizarding hospital in britain, st. mungo's is located in a seemingly abandoned department store in london. the hospital's healers treat all kinds of magic-related illnesses and injuries. just talk to the dummy in the window and step right through into the reception area.

on june 10, 2025, st. mungo's was bombed, thus causing damage to the east wing of the hospital. it is now under heavy construction.
2 4 May 5 2012, 11:48 AM
In: ^ linger.
By: edmund cain yaxley
king's cross station
the location of platform nine and three quarter's, from where the hogwarts express leaves. to enter the magical platform, one must pass through the barrier between platforms nine and ten.
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other places (muggle london)
anywhere else in london. big ben, the city, regent's park etc.
4 13 May 10 2012, 01:54 AM
In: ^ WINDOW FRAMES
By: francis sisaelia bones
 

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azkaban
azkaban is a wizard's prison which serves great britain, and is located on an island in the middle of the north sea. since the new order has come into the picture, dementors have ceased to serve as guards in favor of a more humane human task force.
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a town with both a small muggle population and a more populous wizarding one too. it's grown bigger in past years, having been home to the weasley's burrow, the diggory's, lovegood's and the fawcett's.
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godric's hollow
though a muggle village, godric's hollow has a storied wizarding history; for over a thousand years it has been home to notable wizards and witches, and has been most famously known as the birthplace of one of the hogwarts founders, godric gryffindor.
2 5 May 11 2012, 09:03 PM
In: ^ patterns of fairytales
By: amy colleen wood
wizarding residences
shell cottage and malfoy mansion, among other homes of witches and wizards alike.
5 10 May 13 2012, 07:34 PM
In: ^ ☆ fabricate salvation
By: TED REMUS LUPIN
international quidditch league
That's right folks, anyone who wants to be anyone in Quidditch makes their name by being part of the International Quidditch League. This encompasses teams from all over the world, and also those from the smaller British League.
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everywhere else
anywhere else in the world.
5 14 May 15 2012, 09:51 PM
In: ^ strawberry fields forever
By: scorpius hyperion malfoy
past
thread a past event.
2 3 Apr 6 2012, 06:29 PM
In: ^ IT'S THE WEEKEND
By: aurora davenport-mclaggen
future
thread a future event
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chat
talk about anything you want here.



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57 11,057 May 15 2012, 08:09 AM
In: ^ TOTALLY GIFFED OUT.
By: oriana eres yaxley
graphics
if you'd like to create a shop or just request a graphic, this would be the place to do it.
11 362 May 13 2012, 05:40 PM
In: ^ ❤ DEVIL'S TEARS
By: scorpius hyperion malfoy
archives
where all the finished or dead threads go to rest once we're done with them.
3,115 20,962 May 3 2012, 10:20 AM
In: ^ under my thumb!
By: ronan dean finnigan
 

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