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[Georgianna Sidney]

SHE'S TALKING TRASH IT'S GOIN SOUR THAT STUFF THAT MAKES YA HURT
GEORGIANNA WINIFRED SIDNEY
CUT YOU DOWN, MAKE YOU HIT THE DIRT. SHE'S GOT THAT DIVA THANG.
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YO BITCHES. YEAH THIS IS GEORGIANNA, SHE'S FUCKING SWEET AS HE
LL. BUT YEAH I'M TOTALLY FUCKING BIASED. GEORGIE IS ONE OF THE B
ETTER REPORTERS FOR THE PROPHET, BUT HER EFFORTS GO UNAPPRE
CIATED BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN PUT IN CHARGE OF THE WORST SECTI
IN THE WHOLE DAMN PAPER: GOSSIP. NOW SHE WANTS OUT. BUT OF C
OURSE HER ANTICS OUTSIDE OF WORK HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH WHY S
HE JUST CAN'T SEEM TO MOVE TO ANOTHER BRANCH. CAN WE SAY ALC
OHOLIC? LET'S SAY IT TOGETHER NOW, AL-CO-HOL-IC. GEORGIE LOVES
TO DRINK. NO THAT'S A LIE. SHE LIVES TO DRINK. OF COURSE SHE ALW
AYS DENIES THIS. BUT SHE BLOODY PUTS RUM IN HER COFFEE WHEN S
HE WAKES UP, SIPS LONG-ISLAND ICE TEAS IN HER ARIZONA CONTAINE
R, HELL SHE EVEN SLIPS VODKA IN EVERYTHING. BUT SHE'S BEEN WOR
KING ON THAT. NOT BY CHOICE MIND YOU. COURT ORDERED. OH AND
YEAH NEED SOME POT? JUST ASK GEORGIE. NOT THAT SHE'D ACTUALLY
SHARE IT WITH YOU. SHE'D MORE OR LESS PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE F
OR ASKING. BUT SHE DOES SMOKE IT. FOR VERY NON-MEDICAL REASON
S. GEORGIE'S A GREAT COOK, ONE OF HER PASSIONS IN LIFE, WHICH IS
FUNNY CONSIDERING HER SISTER IS AWFUL AT IT. GEORGIE HAS A PAR
TICULAR ATTITUDE. GENERALLY SHE DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE, BUT THAT IS
ONLY BECAUSE HER JOB RUINED THAT ASPECT OF HER LIFE. SHE'S RE
ALIZED THAT PEOPLE AREN'T INTERESTING, THEY AREN'T GENUINELY G
OOD, SO WHY SHOULD SHE BOTHER WITH THEM? BUT IF SHE DOES FIN
D YOU TO BE NICE ENOUGH, AND NOT ANNOYING, SHE'LL MORE OR LES
S TALK TO YOU. GENERALLY. THOUGH WITH HER FATHER'S DEATH AND
NOW HER MOTHER'S SHE'S LESS PRONE TO LIKING PEOPLE THAT SHE H
ASN'T PREVIOUSLY LIKED. ESPECIALLY GIRLS.

THE FRIENDS:
YEAH, GEORGIE HAS FRIENDS. LOTS OF FRIENDS ACTUALLY. UNLIKE H
ER SISTER, FIONA, GEORGIE WAS A VERY SOCIAL PERSON IN HOGWART
S. GRANTED SHE WAS A BIT SCARY DUE TO YA'KNOW THE WHOLE GOSS
IP QUEEN, THING, BUT HEY SHE'S GROWN UP. SO YEAH. FRIENDS ARE
TOTALLY SWEET. WHAT I'D LIKE THOUGH ARE A FEW FRIENDS SHE'S ME
T AT AA (ALCOHOL ANONYMOUS) MEETINGS, MAYBE THE COURT ORDER
ED PSYCHOLOGIST THAT SHE HAS TO GO SEE, AND OF COURSE SOME C
ONTACTS FROM WORKING AT THE PROPHET. SHE'S GOTTA HAVE A FEW
PEOPLE THAT LIKE HER. EH?

HATERS:
AH, WELL GEORGIE'S GOT A HABIT OF RUBBING PEOPLE THE WRONG W
AY. SHE'S BLUNT, STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, AND DOESN'T TEND TO TAKE
OTHER PEOPLE'S CRAP. YES, HER REPORTER SIDE DOES TEND TO COM
E OUT WHEN SHE'S TALKING TO PEOPLE, AND THAT CAN TEND TO RUB P
EOPLE THE WRONG WAY. OH, AND NOT TO MENTION HER PAST RELATIO
NSHIPS, ROMANTICALLY, HAVEN'T REALLY ENDED WELL. SHE'S NOT TOO
GOOD WITH THE WHOLE 'COMMITMENT' THING. SHE DOESN'T DO IT. PEO
PLE ARE LUCKY THAT SHE LET'S THEM BLOODY HUG HER HALF THE TIME.
SO WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR ARE ANGRY EXES, MAYBE A FEW PEOPLE AR
OUND THE PROPHET THAT SHE BOSSES AROUND (AND HATE HER), PEOP
LE FROM HER PAST THAT HATE HER, FROM HER YEARS AS HOGWART'S
GOSSIP BITCH. YA'KNOW... COS SHE DID HAVE A HABIT OF PASSING OU
T INFORMATION THAT LEADS TO, YA'KNOW, BLACKMAIL.

BUTTBUDDIES:
SO IT WASN'T UNTIL HER LAST YEAR AT HOGWARTS THAT GEORGIE-DEA
R PUT DOWN HER STUPID 'WAITING UNTIL MARRIAGE' SHIT AND STARTE
D TO ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH MEN. BUT BEFORE THAT SHE DID HAVE A F
EW SHORT LIVED RELATIONSHIPS. OH AND DID I MENTION SHE'S NOT JU
ST INTO MEN? YEAH, SHE'S GOT A THING FOR WOMEN TOO. LOVES TO D
O THE NASTY WITH THEM. NOT REALLY INTO RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOM
EN, BUT ISN'T EXACTLY AGAINST IT EITHER. BUT ANYWAYS, SHE'S NEVE
R ACTUALLY GONE OUT WITH A WOMAN, SO THOSE SHIPS WOULD HAVE
TO BE NEW, BUT SHE HAS GONE OUT WITH A FEW MEN BEFORE. SO YEA
H. LOVERS, HATERS, WHATEVER. SHE DOES DO THE WHOLE 'FUCK-BUD
DIES' THING, BUT GENERALLY SHE DOESN'T BEFRIEND THEM, SHE JUST
TELLS THEM TO DROP TROW AND GET IT OVER WITH. HAHAHA! YEAH SH
E'S THE ROMANTIC SORT ISN'T SHE? BUT YEAH, WHEN SHE DOES MEET
THE KIND OF PERSON SHE WANTS TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SHE
IS 100% DEVOTED. NO FUCK BUDDIES, NOTHING. SHE'S IN IT FOR THE L
ONG HALL, AND EXPECTS THAT PERSON TO BE THE SAME WAY.

-- SO PLOTS NOW... GO! ---
cos i suck at making them.

[Audrey Lynch]

well, considering audrey never found out that georige was behind the whole mercy-jaxon thing at hogwarts, i'd say that they could be pretty good friends. especially considering audrey doesn't have that many at the moment. they'd probably get on each other's nerves a fair bit of the time, but still pretty close friends all the same.

[Georgianna Sidney]

But yeah she and Georgie would be able to be good friends, and
I would think that Georgie being Audrey's boss (well kinda, she's
in charge of the whole gossip section) that would have made them
closer together... and it could also create a bit of friction. And yep
I can see them rubbing each other the wrong way a bit of the time.
Cos Georgie is really kind of hard to get close too, and she's real
stubborn. But otherwise yeah. Good friends sounds awesome to me.