"Hey, i swear to Christ man. I am not drunk. I may have been drinking at the time, but it was too real to just be the booze. Sides, where else did I find the cat?"
He gestures down at the floor
"Two down is the nearest washroom right? Well thats where I'm going"
He looks to the cat and mutters
"Least you could do is back me up or something, even if he cant understand you"