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Title: Favorite Wash Moments
Description: In honor of Alan T's Mar 16th Birthday


Malcolm Reynolds - March 16, 2007 03:53 PM (GMT)
Pick 3 and or reply with your favorite Wash moments.

MharckGarrett - March 16, 2007 04:29 PM (GMT)
"'Bout a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled."

~Our Mrs. Reynolds.

"Jax" Malone - March 16, 2007 05:08 PM (GMT)
More good Wash moments.

War Stories There are too many good Wash quotes in this episode for me to post them all. Here's a small sampling:

"I think I've been kidnapped."
"There's obeying going on right under my nose!"
"Technically, it's a one man/one woman assult. A unisex."

And then, of course, there's the whole firefight speech.


Objects in Space

Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?
Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up.
Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife?
Wash: Wacky fun.
Jayne: You wanna go, little man?
Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.


I could go on and on, but I'll leave some for other BDVers to mention. I've named a few of my favorites.

Zenobia Tildara - March 16, 2007 08:01 PM (GMT)
My favorite Wash moment that was not on the poll.

Wash: This landing might get interesting
Mal: Define 'interesting.'
Wash: Oh God Oh God we're all going to die?

DrPain - March 17, 2007 09:46 PM (GMT)
My favorite Wash wasn't on the poll either. It's from the ep "The Message".


Wash: Oh my God it's grotesque! Oh and there's something in a jar. *as he looks at the cow* Do not fear me! We are a peaceful race and we must live in harmony.


There's also the bit in the cargo bay in the ep "Bushwacked".


Wash: Oh my God! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing! *a beat* Oh right that'd be me. Back to work.




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