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Title: April Fools 2011- For Those that Missed it


Ertia - April 2, 2011 07:52 PM (GMT)
Unfortunately, I wrote the Ship header texts on the fly, and sadly forgot to save them when I changed the site over this morning, except for The Raven. :( My bad.

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<b>Timeless Elegance</b><br>
The Raven Collection: Runway style and color with just enough stiletto to run right through any obstacle.

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Zira - April 3, 2011 01:47 PM (GMT)
I remember bits and pieces of Kasern's. The "handcrafted shoes" part and the "Notice: due to shipping issues, these shoes are delayed" part.

Tilly had something about "Best western gear fit to last (unlike those Jester class p.o.s)". I think there was also something about it being "made for gods" if I remember right.

That's all I can remember though, sorry.

Ertia - April 3, 2011 04:44 PM (GMT)
Ares Boots were fit for a god... Oh, the image didn't make it to the upload? I'll try fix that.

Atillian went something like ...

Atilla the Hun didn't have cowboy boots when he conquered the Far East, but he wanted them! Atillian western-wear is handcrafted and built to last. (Unlike Jester Class p.o.s. ships.)

I figured would raise Breeze's hackles and I'd get a good Breezie-butt kicking for it, but Tao didn't pop in! :(

Kas was something like-

Kasern Handcrafted starts with a solid block of natural wood, carefully carved into works of art for your feet. Free shipping on all purchases!
(Alert: Due to a shipping problem, all Kasern Handcrafted products are on back-order until further notice. )


Poor Kasern. They can never win.




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