Canons, a.k.a. Secrets List

ABUSE AND ILLEGALITY

-- Everyone thinks I was vacationing in California, I was secretly in rehab.
-- I am addicted to crystal meth.
-- I can’t get laid unless I use the date rape drug.
-- I hit her just to see how much she’ll take before she finally fights back.
-- I love it when he hits me, but I can’t tell him that.
-- I raped my best friend when she was drunk.
-- I started doing drugs because I was tired of being the innocent one.
-- I was kicked out of rehab, twice.
-- My mom killed my step-dad, I couldn’t be prouder.

FAMILY

-- Everyone thinks I’m such a good little girl, so I stole my mom’s boyfriend.
-- I am in love with my step-mom, my dad doesn’t know.
-- I encouraged my mother to commit suicide.
-- I make out with my step-brother when no one’s home.
-- I seduced my father so he’d let me have more freedom.
-- I’ve videotaped my sister getting out of the shower, she doesn’t know.
-- My dad rapes me, I pretend to hate it, but I secretly love it.
-- My father is the most notorious mob boss in New York, his reputation has followed me. Lauren Diegro
-- My father wants me to be a nun.
-- My mother was a porn star twenty five years ago, my friends love her.Cormac O'Kane
-- My sister is after my boyfriend, she doesn’t know I know.
-- When my dad is mad at me, he turns on the stove and puts my arm on it. Keefe O'Kane

OTHER

-- Everyone is addicted to my blog, they just don’t know that I’m the writer.
-- I act like I’m poor so people won’t use me for my money.
-- I am addicted to porn.
-- I am the product of a government experiment.
-- I got liposuction over the summer, no one knows.
-- I plan to be a Playboy model one day.
-- I plan to kill my boyfriend, he raped my sister.
-- I post racy pictures of myself on the internet.
-- I purposely broke my ankle so I wouldn’t have to do ballet anymore.
-- I purposely sabotaged my best friend.
-- I still wet the bed.
-- I stuff my bra everyday just so I can look bigger.
-- I’m a male, I wish I was a female.
-- I’ve been to fat camp three times.
-- I’ve had five plastic surgeries.
-- My breasts make me look twenty three, I’m only fifteen.
-- The opposite sex scares me. Bow Valentine

PREGNANCY AND KIDS

-- He’s in jail because he got me pregnant and I’m a minor.
-- I am pregnant by my boyfriend’s father.
-- I am pregnant with my English teacher’s baby.
-- I have stretch marks from giving birth, I tell everyone it’s because I used to be fat.
-- I impregnated my best friend’s mom.
-- I’m pregnant with my gay best friend’s baby.
-- My little brother is actually my son, I had him when I was fourteen, no one knows.
-- My two ex-girlfriends are pregnant with my kids, so is my current.
-- She wants kids, I don’t have the heart to tell her I’m sterile.

RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE

-- He cheated on my sister with me, I’ve never felt more triumphant.
-- I am currently juggling three girls.
-- I am dating my mom’s best friend, she’s forty eight and I’m nineteen.
-- I am dating someone I’m afraid to be seen with.
-- I cheated my twin out of the man she’d been after for three years.
-- I got my math teacher fired so he would stop worrying about our relationship.
-- I’d rather spend time with my girlfriend’s sister than my girlfriend.
-- I’m getting married so someone will miss me when I die from heart failure. Andie Spencer
-- I’m scared to death of the opposite sex.
-- She doesn’t like the real me.

SEX

-- I act like a slut because boys like it, I’m really a virgin.
-- I am sleeping with my boss.
-- I broke up with him so I could sleep with his step-dad.
-- I enjoy violent, sadomasochistic sex.
-- I frequently make sex tapes with my next door neighbor’s wife.
-- I gave her AIDS because she said I had a small dick.
-- I like sex so much that it doesn’t even matter who I have it with anymore.
-- I like to have sex with virgins.
-- I lost my virginity to a stripper so my friends would stop making fun of me.
-- I slept with four of my teachers so they would pass me.
-- I’m a sex addict because it gives me control over the fact that I was once raped.
-- My boyfriend frequently tapes us having sex.
-- People pay me to sleep with them, but I’m not a prostitute.

SEXUALITY

-- I am in love with my step-brother, he’s straight.
-- I enjoy kissing other girls, but I’m completely straight.
-- I hate my mom for marrying her girlfriend.
-- I let girls think I’m gay because they get naked around me.
-- I love her, but she’s a lesbian.
-- I think I might be gay.
-- I’m dating her because she doesn’t want people to know she’s a lesbian.
-- I’m the preacher’s daughter and the biggest lesbian I know.
-- My father raped me when I was a kid, that’s why I’m gay.
-- My mom doesn’t know her boyfriend is gay, or that I’m sleeping with him.
-- My parents think I’m a lesbian, but I frequently have sex with guys when they’re not home.



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This post has been edited by Mel on Jul 8 2009, 01:39 AM