Grant wicked wishes for your fellow members! The wishes that you grant come true, but there's alway a catch....

Example:

First Person - I wish I could fly

[B]Second Person - Granted, but you hit your head on a plane.

I'll start.

I wish my hair was longer.

Granted, but then everybody can pull it easier!

I wish I lived somewhere in the Caribbeans...

Granted. You live in Haiti. (Nuff said).

I wish my roommates would wash their damn dishes.

Granted, but they try to wash yours too and break them.

I wish I could eat chocolate everyday

Granted. You get fat and die of a heart attack by age 35.

I wish I were sleeping.

Granted, but you'll miss an important meeting (and also your favourite TV shows).

I wish I were on holidays now...

Granted, but you have to go by yourself

I wish my mother would stop pestering me

Granted, but she won't help you with anything either.

I wish I had inspiration to write as much as I want...

Granted. You have more inspiration that you can handle, become so driven to record all your thoughts that you wind up abandoning all other hobbies, relationships, and other aspects of your life to pursue writing, until you become a reclusive gibbering madwoman, driven insane by the weight of her own brilliance.

I wish I weren't sick.

BAMPF! You are now the picture of health. But now you never take a sick day from your everyday life and somehow become the workalholic desperately wishing to actually catch a cold just so that you can take a day off.

I wish I were influential enough to have buildings named after me...

Your wish is granted, but you know the names of buildings and streets are given only after death... ;)

I wish I wouldn't need those damn eyeglasses!

POOF! No more damn glasses for you! There is no more near/far sighted issues in your realm and you no longer need to wear glasses to see. But sadly, the years have been unkind to you and you are discovering all those pretty lights that you couldn't see before are all visible and distracting. They are the beginnings of cataracts.

(Love ya', see it could be worse)

I wish I got along with everyone in my workplace.

You do. In fact, so well, that you wind up having an office orgy that gets you all fired for indecency.

I wish I had a time machine.

Check your driveway (it's a DeLorean), unfortunately on one of your trips to the past you get eaten by a dinosaur (these things happen).

I wish you were here (That's a little joke for the Floyd nerds)

Seriously though,

I wish I was really really super intelligent.

You are super intelligent; and CIA, Mossad, all secret services and terrorist factions are fighting to kidnap you and make you work for them.

I wish I could tame that damn database I am fighting with.

Done! But the resulting hubris sets you on a tragic path to regicide and your own eventual doom.

I wish I had EU citizenship.

Granted! And now you'll have to finance Greece, Spain, Ireland, Iceland... You'll probably go bankrupt, but please do it according to the European regulations and rules. Oh yes, we have quite a few of them!

I wish they'd stop that oil leakage in the strait of Florida.

Bampf!...*click click click* retry...BAMPF. *click click click*

why isn't my instantwish working! I live in Florida, trust me when I say British Petroleum (aka BP) is not my best friend right now. Luckily my beaches aren't touched.

Fixes the instawish granter. Yeah!
Now that the oil spill has been corrected, we all discover all the oil has been drained and there is no more anywhere. Let's try these new electric cars.

I wish...I could have a million dollars.


(btw the oil leak did not originate in the Florida area, it originated off Lousiana. The oil has hit the Gulf Stream and is about to connect to the Atlantic Jetstream. Look out East Coast, Atlantic Canada, Greenland, Iceland and Atlantic Europe.)