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70) i continue to sleep with random guys because i’m afraid of commitment - angelica thane
87) we hate each other more than anything, but every time we get into heated arguments we end up sleeping together - henry
103) i have terminal cancer but i’m afraid to tell people - gypsy

FAMILY

1) i wish i was an only child.
2) my sister is my only friend.
3) i lie about my family, even their names.
4) i'm currently in the process of filing for emancipation.
5) my uncle is actually my biological father. my dad doesn’t know.
6) my mom is having an affair and i’m the only one who knows.
7) i’ve been searching for my birth parents since i turned fourteen. my parents don’t know
8) i get in trouble just to get attention at home
9) my parents have a hard time being proud of me because i’m surpassing how they were when they were young
10) we’re flat broke, but everyone thinks that we’re really wealthy
11) my mother ran away with me when i was eight to get away from my father. we’re still in hiding and living pretend lives
12) my father died when i was younger, and i suspect that my mom had something to do with it
13) my mom is an obvious gold digger. i was born to be the trap to keep my father.
14) my parents met on a dating show similar to the bachelor
15) my grandparents are raising me, i’ve never met my real parents
16) the reason that i’m living with my aunt and uncle is because my parents kicked me out of the house for doing drugs
17) i’m purposefully a bad influence on my younger siblings because i want to be the good child for once
18) i’m my parents’ only biological child. my siblings don’t know they were adopted.
19) i had a sister that died before i was born. i was created to be a replacement child.
20) my parents don’t love me as much as they love my brother who’s sick.
21) i hate my twin more than i hate anyone else in the world.
22) i encouraged my sister to run away. she did.
23) i hate my family so i’m trying to start my own.
24) i wish i was adopted. i sometimes lie and say that i am.
25) i just recently found out that i was cut out of the will. i have no idea why
26) there are warrants out for my parents’ arrests
27) my mother is schizophrenic and i have to take care of her
28) i dropped out of school to care for my siblings
29) i don’t understand why my parents love me
30) i constantly feel guilty around my parents, even though i’m a good kid

FRIENDS AND RELATIONSHIPS

31) i’m only her best friend so that i can fuck her boyfriend.
32) i spread lies about my friends because i think its funny
33) my best friends are the only reason that i keep on living
34) the thought of leaving my friends behind makes me want to fail high school just so i can stay
35) i refuse to apologize to my friends for my wrongdoings
36) most people hate me because i’m so bluntly honest
37) my parents think that i’m one of the popular kids but in fact i have to eat my lunch in my car so i won’t have to sit alone
38) we’re only acquaintances but i like to pretend that we’re best friends.
39) there’s nothing that i love more than getting them to tell me secrets and then “accidently” telling everyone.
40) i resent my best friend for being happier than i am.
41) i steal from my best friend.
42) she’s only my friend because her parents are never home so we can throw killer parties.
43) i was the one who robbed my best friend’s house. i needed the money, and i needed it fast.
44) my best friend will never forgive me for what i did, but i don’t care
45) i’m the only one who knows about his plans to kill himself, and i’m not sure how to tell someone
46) last year my two best friends died in a car accident. i’m scared to make new friends now
47) my girlfriend is constantly complaining about her mom’s ‘secret boyfriend’. i’m him.
48) i’m in love with my best friend
49) my boyfriend is gay, but i don’t care
50) i broke up with him because i’m afraid to hurt him
51) i don’t’ know how to tell her that i don’t love her back
52) i planning on being together forever despite the fact that we’re still in high school
53) i’m cheating on him with his best friend
54) i’m afraid to admit that my boyfriend is cheating on me because i love him - corey benson
55) i’m only dating my girlfriend so that i can have my facebook status as ‘in a relationship’
56) i only went out with him because someone dared me to
57) i’m gay and i’m afraid to come out
58) i constantly make fun of gay people so that my friends don’t suspect that i’m gay
59) i’m homophobic
60) i’m married but i’m still in high school

SEX AND LOVE

61) i’ve never been kissed, but i lie about what i’ve done and make people think i’m a slut
62) last year at a party i got raped by a good friend. we’re still friends
63) we slept together and it was consensual. the next day she claimed that i raped her
64) i wasn’t drunk when we hooked up
65) i got pregnant on purpose to keep him around
66) i’m a teen parent
67) i want a baby more than anything in the world
68) i’m under twenty years old, and recently i found out that i’ll never be able to have a baby
69) i’ve had four abortions over the past three years
70) i continue to sleep with random guys because i’m afraid of commitment
71) i’m in love with him, and i know that he doesn’t love me back
72) i’m in love with my teacher
73) i’m having a relationship with a man who is fifteen years older than me
74) i told my boyfriend that i’m pregnant to keep him around. i’m not.
75) last year i was diagnosed with being a sex addict
76) i have an incurable std
77) i always put out on the first date
78) my parents think i’m all innocent and pure … i haven’t been a virgin since i was fifteen
79) i had to sleep with the guy in charge to get my current job
80) i’m against abortion, but if i keep the baby, i’ll lose my job
81) our relationship could send him to jail even though we’re only two years apart
82) i believe in letting fate take its course, so i never use protection when i have sex
83) i’m only sleeping with him because i’m afraid if i don’t he won’t love me anymore
84) i’m afraid that the only reason that i love her is because she’s the only person that will sleep with me
85) he hides the fact that we’re sleeping together from his friends
86) i promised him that it would only ever be a friends with benefits thing, but i’m in love with him now
87) we hate each other more than anything, but every time we get into heated arguments we end up sleeping together
88) i don’t see what’s wrong with telling multiple people that you’re in love with them
89) i’m afraid that i’m incapable of love
90) i refuse to break up with her because i know that i will never get anyone better

ILNESSES, DEATH, DRUGS

91) i started starving myself because my mom said i was fat
92) i became bulimic to get attention. now i can’t stop.
93) i do heroin to be skinny.
94) i drink to get away from the pain
95) the only reason that i do drugs is to be cool
96) i take adderall every three hours so i can go a few days without sleeping
97) i’m clinically depressed, no one knows.
98) i was hospitalized last year after trying to kill myself. everyone thinks it was because i was having heart problems.
99) i cut so i can feel something, considering i’m numb the entire rest of the time.
100) i have a plan to kill myself using prescription drugs
101) i’ve been on depression medication since before i can remember
102) i’m paranoid that people around me want to hurt me
103) i have terminal cancer but i’m afraid to tell people
104) i’m a burn victim. sometimes i wish that i had died in the fire
105) i would give up my life in an instant if it meant that she could be alive again
106) i told everyone that i skid off the road due to ice. that’s a lie.
107) i let her walk out, and that night she was hit by a car and killed
108) the only comfort that i find is in food
109) i shaved off my hair to support a friend going through chemo.. i didn’t do it for her, i did it for the attention
110) i’m afraid to be in big crowds
111) i told everyone that i was doing a summer internship in prague.. i was only two towns away in rehab
112) i’m addicted to plastic surgery
113) i sell my belongings and others’ in order to pay for drugs
114) i only started using because i wanted to rebel against my parents. now i can’t stop
115) i’m a compulsive liar
116) i don’t care that she’s going to die
117) the best news that i ever got was that my best friend od’ed and didn’t die. it was the wakeup call she needed
118) i staged an intervention for my alcoholic boyfriend. he was the love of my life, and now he won’t talk to me anymore
119) i’m fascinated by death but not suicidal
120) i’m severely ocd

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