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THE GIRLS.

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people say she looks like face claim
age years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a membergroup. from what
i hear, she's crazy about major, and believe it or not,
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----- ----- ackerman
people say she looks like emmy rossum
twenty years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a junior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about french, and believe it or not,
her little brother is her son, she had him at fourteen!


----- ----- adams
people say she looks like mischa barton
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about elementary education, and believe it or not,
she's dating someone she's afraid to be seen with.



----- ----- barry
people say she looks like katie holmes
twenty years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a junior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about dance, and believe it or not,
she stole her mom's boyfriend because everyone thought her the "good girl"



----- ----- bennet
people say she looks like scarlett johansson
twenty years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about music, and believe it or not,
she's trying to steal her sister's boyfriend ( ----- ----- fisher )


----- ----- bennet
people say she looks like amanda seyfried
nineteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a junior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about music, and believe it or not,
she encouraged their mother to kill herself. her sister doesn't know.


----- ----- browne
people say she looks like alexis bledel
nineteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, she's crazy about marine biology, and believe it or not,
the opposite sex scares her.


kyle michelle bryant
people say she looks like taylor swift
nineteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, she's crazy about theatre, and believe it or not,
she's pregnant with the drama professor's ( theodore chase reynolds ) baby.


----- ----- burns
people say she looks like anne hathaway
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about theatre, and believe it or not,
she's in love with her stepbrother ( ----- ----- michaels )


harper cecelia burrows
people say she looks like megan fox
twenty years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about creative writing, and believe it or not,
her father wanted her to be a nun. she started making amateur porn.


sydney august carver
people say she looks like avril lavigne
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about physics, and believe it or not,
she witnessed a murder and is now part of the protection program



----- ----- catchpole
people say she looks like leelee sobieski
twenty years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a junior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about film arts, and believe it or not,
she's been to fat camp five times, she's now anorexic.


----- ----- channing
people say she looks like emma watson
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about religion, and believe it or not,
she hates her mother for marrying a woman.


avery natasha daynes
people say she looks like kaley cuoco
19 years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a junior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about music, and believe it or not,
she isn't the heartless bitch people think she is; she just doesn't want to get hurt.


kelli olivia henderson
people say she looks like emily blunt
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about business, and believe it or not,
she's a virgin.


----- ----- hopkins
people say she looks like elisha cuthbert
twenty-six years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a professor. from what
i hear, she's crazy about english literature, and believe it or not,
she's pregnant with a student's baby. he doesn't know.


amelia marie jacobson
people say she looks like emily browning
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about photography, and believe it or not,
her dad rapes her, and she loves it, while pretending not to


----- ----- jonasson
people say she looks like zooey deschanel
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about photography, and believe it or not,
she loves kissing girls, however she's straight.



madison claire knights
people say she looks like hayden panettiere
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about philosophy, and believe it or not,
she's still a virgin.


audrey indiana marshall
people say she looks like hanna beth merjos
nineteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, she's crazy about theatre, and believe it or not,
she's an alcoholic, but refuses help from her friends


katerina marie landry
people say she looks like becky lou filip
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about equine management, and believe it or not,
she ran away from her hometown because she attempted suicide.


----- ----- martin
people say she looks like lindsay lohan
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about art education, and believe it or not,
she acts like a slut, but she's never had sex.


----- ----- michaelson
people say she looks like emilie de ravin
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about interior design, and believe it or not,
she posts racy pictures of herself on the internet.


----- ----- michaelson
people say she looks like kristen bell
twenty years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a junior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about journalism, and believe it or not,
she's got five months to live. her sisters don't know.



----- ----- michaelson
people say she looks like evan rachel wood
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about dance, and believe it or not,
she wants to be a playboy model one day.


----- ----- neilson
people say she looks like caroline trentini
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about mathematics, and believe it or not,
she stuffs her bra, so she'll look bigger.


----- ----- parker
people say she looks like amber tamblyn
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a local. from what
i hear, she's crazy about major, and believe it or not,
her mom has a teenage boytoy. she doesn't know it's her boyfriend ( ----- ----- webb ) .


----- ----- phillips
people say she looks like brittany snow
nineteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, she's crazy about fine arts, and believe it or not,
she's addicted to porn.


natasha lee pink
people say she looks like amanda bynes
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshmen. from what
i hear, she's crazy about english, and believe it or not,
she's a sex addict so that she can control being raped when she was seventeen.


tatiana alexis pink
people say she looks like leighton meester
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about photography, and believe it or not,
she plans to kill her boyfriend ( jacob scott allen ) for raping her sister.


lauren isabella rayon
people say she looks like nikki reed
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about business management, and believe it or not,
her boyfriend got her pregnant, and she's scared he'll kill her


----- ----- roberts
people say she looks like alicia silverstone
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about social work, and believe it or not,
she wishes she was a guy.


----- ----- robertson
people say she looks like cameron diaz
thirty years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a professor. from what
i hear, she's crazy about biology, and believe it or not,
she's had plastic surgery. twice.


kaycee margaret sinclair
people say she looks like vanessa hudgens
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, she's crazy about photography, and believe it or not,
she's bulimic.


freida addison smith
people say she looks like jessica stam
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about psychology, and believe it or not,
she loves getting hit by her boyfriend ( ---- ---- davis), but she won't tell him that



adelaide mikayla stephens
people say she looks like kristen stewart
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about foreign literature, and believe it or not,
she's only dating her boyfriend ( ----- ----- taylor ) because he's rich.


----- ----- truman
people say she looks like alicia witt
twenty-seven years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a professor. from what
i hear, she's crazy about marine biology, and believe it or not,
she started doing drugs because she was tired of being the innocent one.


----- ----- upton
people say she looks like amy adams
twenty years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a junior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about creative writing, and believe it or not,
she had sex with her boyfriend's ( ----- ----- wheeler ) father. now she's pregnant.



delilah anne ward
people say she looks like kirsten dunst
nineteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a sophmore. from what
i hear, she's crazy about theatre, and believe it or not,
she slept with four professors, just so they would pass her.


----- ----- walker
people say she looks like thora birch
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about veterinary studies, and believe it or not,
she had liposuction last summer. no one knows.


----- ----- white
people say she looks like brenda song
sixteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a local. believe it or not,
she's in love with her brother. he doesnt know. they have a son.


----- ----- wilson
people say she looks like hilary duff
nineteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, she's crazy about theatre, and believe it or not,
she's pretending to be pregnant to get him ( ----- ----- coleman ) back.


----- ----- wilson
people say she looks like hilary duff
nineteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, she's crazy about biology, and believe it or not,
she was raped at a party. she doesn't know who did it. ( chase oliver thompson )


----- ----- yelling
people say she looks like olivia wilde
twenty-one years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about dance, and believe it or not,
she's dating three people. one of which is a female.


rika amaya yuuki
people say she looks like maki horikita
eighteen years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a freshman. from what
i hear, she's crazy about art, and believe it or not,
she saw her father kill her mother, but never told anyone
because she was scared. she hasn't been the same since.

THE GUYS.

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first middle last
people say he looks like face claim
age years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a membergroup. from what
i hear, he's crazy about major, and believe it or not,
secret
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----- ----- aldrich
people say he looks like milo ventimiglia
twenty-one years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a senior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about catholic affiliation, and believe it or not,
everyone is addicted to his blog, they just don't know he's the one writing it



jacob scott allen
people say he looks like jim sturgess
twenty years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a junior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about theatre, and believe it or not,
he raped his girlfriend's sister



----- ----- aslatt
people say he looks like daniel radcliffe
twenty one years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a senior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about history, and believe it or not,
he enjoys sex so much, he’ll have it with anyone.



conner zachary atwood
people say he looks like kellan lutz
nineteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, he's crazy about chemistry, and believe it or not,
he got kicked out of rehab, three times.



----- ----- bartlett
people say he looks like zac efron
eighteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a freshman. from what
i hear, he's crazy about psychology, and believe it or not,
he can't get laid unless a drug or alcohol is involved.



david allen becket
people say he looks like taylor kitsch
30 years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a Professor. from what
i hear, he's crazy about French Lit, and believe it or not,
he has a gambling addiction



----- ----- blackwell
people say he looks like david archuleta
eighteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a freshman. from what
i hear, he's crazy about photography, and believe it or not,
he got a scholarship by cheating in high school



reese andrew bletchley
people say he looks like ryan reynolds
twenty-five years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a staff. from what
i hear, he's crazy about administration, and believe it or not,
he's sleeping with students



----- ----- brooks
people say he looks like robert pattinson
twenty-two years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a junior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about biology, and believe it or not,
he enjoys violent, sadomasochistic sex.



----- ----- carpenter
people say he looks like wentworth miller
twenty-three years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a professor. from what
i hear, he's crazy about english, and believe it or not,
he's a virgin and brags about all the girls he's 'fucked'.



----- ----- carson
people say he looks like rupert grint
twenty-two years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a senior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about culinary arts, and believe it or not,
his mom killed his step-dad, he couldn't be prouder.



----- ----- chase
people say he looks like topher grace
nineteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, he's crazy about mythology, and believe it or not,
he loves her, but she's a lesbian.



----- ----- clark
people say he looks like adam lambert
twenty years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, he's crazy about theatre, and believe it or not,
he's only with her ( ----- ----- philips ) to convince himself he's not gay.


----- ----- coleman
people say he looks like adam brody
eighteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a junio. from what
i hear, he's crazy about fashion design, and believe it or not,
he's addicted to crystal meth.



jayson ray curtis
people say he looks like alex gaskarth
twenty-one years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a senior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about music, and believe it or not,
his brother and sister committed suicide



charlie edward daniels
people say he looks like chad michael murray
eighteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a junior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about photography, and believe it or not,
he's actually the prince of york.


----- ----- davis
people say he looks like chace crawford
twenty years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a junior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about russian, and believe it or not,
he only hits her to see how long it takes for her to fight back.


----- ----- eaton
people say he looks like channing tatum
twenty-two years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a senior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about art, and believe it or not,
his girlfriend of four years wants kids. he's sterile.


----- ----- fisher
people say he looks like elijah wood
seventeen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a local. believe it or not,
he'd rather spend time with his girlfriend's sister ( ----- ----- bennet ) than his girlfriend.


----- ----- graham
people say he looks like ben mckenzie
twenty years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a junior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about english, and believe it or not,
he lets girls think he's gay, so they'll get naked around him.


----- ----- greene
people say he looks like taylor lautner
sixteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a local. believe it or not,
his mom doesn't know that his step-dad is gay, or that he's sleeping with him.


----- ----- hall
people say he looks like hayden christensen
eighteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a freshman. from what
i hear, he's crazy about zoology, and believe it or not,
he purposely sabotaged his best friend to get into a better college.



----- ----- hatcher
people say he looks like freddie prinze jr
twenty-one years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a senior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about athletics, and believe it or not,
he's dating her because she doesn't want people to know she's a lesbian.



mitchell neil holbrook
people say he looks like shia labeouf
twenty years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a junior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about creative writting, and believe it or not,
he only pretends to like his girlfriend ( harper cecelia burrows ) because she's hot.




----- ----- hunt
people say he looks like ewan mcgregor
thiry-five years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a professor. from what
i hear, he's crazy about physics, and believe it or not,
he only sleeps with virgins.



----- ----- johnson
people say he looks like jesse metcalfe
seventeen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a local. believe it or not,
he lost his virginity to a stripper, so people would stop making fun of him.



----- ----- jones
people say he looks like james lafferty
nineteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, he's crazy about marching band, and believe it or not,
he's got an eating disorder.



everett warren kendall
people say he looks like josh hartnett
seventeen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a local. from what
i hear,he's in love with his step-mom. his dad doesn't know.




----- ----- king
people say he looks like jake gyllenhaal
twenty years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a junior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about orchestra, and believe it or not,
he pretends to have money. he's flat broke.



----- ----- lewis
people say he looks like leonardo dicaprio
twenty-five years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a senior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about photography, and believe it or not,
he hates having sex with random girls.



----- ----- loveland
people say he looks like shane west
twenty-four years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a local. believe it or not,
he's straight but wonders what it would be like to have gay sex.



----- ----- michaels
people say he looks like chris pine
twenty years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, he's crazy about geology, and believe it or not,
he thinks his step-sister ( ----- ----- burns ) is creepy.



----- ----- morgan
people say he looks like drew fuller
nineteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a freshman. from what
i hear, he's crazy about dance, and believe it or not,
he has a crush on his best friend, but they don't know he's gay.



----- ----- newton
people say he looks like max thieriot
sixteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a local. believe it or not,
he tells girls he's using condoms. he's not.


theodore chase reynolds
people say he looks like kris allen
twenty-seven years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a professor. from what
i hear, he's crazy about theatre, and believe it or not,
he's falling in love with one of his students ( kyle michelle bryant )


----- ----- richardson
people say he looks like michael weatherly
thirty-seven years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a professor. from what
i hear, he's crazy about psychology, and believe it or not,
he only passes the students that'll give him a BJ.



----- ----- rockwood
people say he looks like chris evans
twenty-two years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a senior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about photography, and believe it or not,
he rapes girls to convince himself he's not gay.



----- ----- smith
people say he looks like boyd holbrook
twenty-four years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a local. believe it or not,
he wants to kill his sister's boyfriend for hitting her.



----- ----- taylor
people say he looks like michael angarano
nineteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, he's crazy about marine biology, and believe it or not,
his family's going bankrupt.



chase oliver thompson
people say he looks like oliver james
nineteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, he's crazy about biology, and believe it or not,
raped his best friend ( marie john wilson ) at a party.



----- ----- turner
people say he looks like tom welling
eighteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a freshman. from what
i hear, he's crazy about psychology, and believe it or not,
he 's straight, but addicted to gay porn.



----- ----- webb
people say he looks like gaspard ulliel
nineteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a sophomore. from what
i hear, he's crazy about physics, and believe it or not,
his girlfriend whines about her mom's "secret boyfriend." it's him.



xander zane wheeler
people say he looks like alex evans
eighteen years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a freshman. from what
i hear, he's crazy about veterinary science, and believe it or not,
everyone though he was in the hospital for heart problems. it was for attempted suicide.



----- ----- white
people say he looks like aaron yoo
twenty-three years since this guy hit the earth, i guess
he never knew that he would be a senior. from what
i hear, he's crazy about calculus, and believe it or not,
he has a son with his sister. no one knows.

TO CLAIM A CANON, OR SUBMIT AN ORIGINAL.

23 & up --- professor --- 4B0082
21 & up ----- senior ----- 008B8B
20 & up ---- junior ---- DCDCDC
19 & up -- sophomore -- 228B22
18 & up --- freshman -- CD3278
16 & up ----- locals ------ 8B3626

STATISTICS.
boys: 011 | girls: 017
professors: 002 | staff: 001
seniors: 006 | juniors: 004
sophomores: 006 | freshman: 009
locals: 001

THE GIRLS.

THE BOYS.

POST IN & OUT OF CODE, OR YOU WILL BE IGNORED.

ORIGINAL
april louise hannigan
people say she looks like sophia bush
twenty-two years since this baby hit the earth, i guess
she never knew that she would be a senior. from what
i hear, she's crazy about journalism, and believe it or not,
she's been sleeping with three people, one being a woman.

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