Heyya Arj, Heya Heya Heya!!

Yes, but we bear it ever so proudly.

No way could it be worse than other media artists...yick. What is it about art that causes these things? I think artists in general are just warped. And we, my dear, are proof of that. Heh heh.

EEEEWWWW! You really want to see what musicians do alone and behind closed doors? It's not pretty.

I agree with walking stealthily down the hall, Ninja-like, then stand before the door, lift one knee so the the foot is poised towards the door, and...KICK! HARD! The look on their face is priceless!!!!!
...um...not that *I* know that...from...you know...any...uh...experie...uh...yeah.

Damn musicians. We hide out and pretend to be working when what we're really doing is paying online solitare or hanging out in forums, wasting gobs of time...oh, wait. I'll shut up now.

Walk down the hall.

Stealthily.

Like a Ninja.

Or a land shark.

He's a very busy man. He's in the office down the hall and won't return my calls.

Cool. I didn't know you had a music man in the house. Now you're talking my language.

Hey Arj!
I saw you on the Conan O'Brien show today on tv. Those were some great jokes! First time I've seen one of your acts and i hope to see more. Well good luck with everything and i'm glad to see this site slowly filling up.

I don't think have any idea what they might be - I'll have to speak to our Arj and Poopy music man to find out.

Do you know the guitar tabs to the Arj and Poopy theme song? If you do could you please post them? Thank you.

Hi Everybody,
This is Arj. I swear. I don't really know how this forum works, so I have been afraid to use it. I do want to say hi though and thank EVERYBODY who visits here. Bern and Poopy and I are so excited that people like are site. I'm travelling to Australia soon, to record some new episodes, which should be pretty sweet. I'll also be performing live at the Comedy Store in Sydney for a couple weeks if any of y'all want to come out.
Right now I'm in Seattle, working at the Comedy Underground. It's been around for a long time, but it's still a pretty cool club. After this, I'm heading to NYC for a couple weeks to do the Marijuana-logues. My friends and I wrote this show, and I originally did it full time in NYC for 5 months, but then I got a bit sick of it and retired my role to an understudy. BUT, I do miss NY and all the good times, so I'm heading back for a visit.
Thanksgiving I'll be spending with my family in California.
Hope you all are having ripping weekend.
Peace
Arj Barker
arj@arjbarker.com

woo, I hope you get that system up soon to notify us byemail whenever a new post is added cuz this forum is so slow right now

I am really confused... Whats going on here?. My guess is that "ArjandPoopy" is the arj and poopy team on one screennaem, and arj, is just arj by himself... or perhaps an imposter. I dunno, it seems weird Arj would only have two posts and not ba an admin. Or maybe he just uses the ArjandPoopy sn a lot more

As long as this is the general "Heyya" category, a big "Heyya" to Arj himself for such an awesome site. I've got several of my coworkers hooked now (Venetian Rowing Machine was the clincher--I truly cannot describe that episode without laughing my bodacious posterior off), and I've shared the love with loved ones in faraway lands. Well, okay, Canada and Italy, but I'm workin' on it! Anyhow, I'm looking forward to the upcoming episodes AND the A&P store. Oh, and just for the record, I will be winning that shirt.

The little Italian girl has spoken.