what other comedians do you like besides arj???

For shame.

You're always behind. Or used as a behind...*snicker, snicker*. Bend over, baby, I think I love you....
There was a comedian I'd always loved, and now I've forgotten his name. Besides Graham Norton. This is someone I've always like for many years, besides BobCat, Sam Kinison, or Emo Philips (who looks even stranger now than he did then). Of course, I remember the "Not Ready for Prime Time Players", the originals...on SNL. I wonder if Arj has ever auditioned for Saturday Night Live. I remember when Michael Richards (Kramer, on Seinfeld) was on a rival, short-lived show called Fridays. And watched SCTV. Fridays had the Rasta Chef, who cooked everything with ganja. He's one of my idols. When he tried to light the lard/ganja coated chicken...classic.
I wish I could remember that other name, though. Damn. Senility.

Damnit.

Im behind.

*Pulls out his 'Dane Cooktionary'*

Where I went to school, EVERYONE was required to take home ec, so they weren't there to meet chicks, just fulfill a credit. There was one guy who hated it so much, he decided to take it out on me at every chance. I hope he's in prison now, being used as a blow-up doll for some big guy with lots of tattoos.

It's another Dane Cook related thingermajigger.
SU-FI = Super Finger

lemme find the link.....

SU-FI

That's the story.

#1) I was sleepy...and couldnt comprehend properly. Reading it again..I remember the act. It was like.. 12am or something...I was a very sleepy boy.

#2) Im not bitter or anything....FYI.

and Numero C) What the hell does "SUFI" stand for?

Home Economics? Wasn't that were guys went to meet chics?

Back in my day, we had to teach ourselves how to make paper thingies...they didn't teach us those useful skills...just math, English, science, and Home Economics.

They teach you how to make paper thingies.

Most welcome. Elsewhere, I'm known as the Spelling and Grammar Nazi. Bad spelling has a tendency to drive me nuts. Especially the simple words. What the hell are they teaching in school anymore?

lol badpony! Since I never get on anyone's case over something so petty, I didn't even realize he did that.

What a shmuck.

Oh and thank you sis.

Oh dear, we're going to hop on spelling? Hello? I was going to be an English teacher at one time, and some of the spelling I see is appalling. Here and elsewhere. Such as your spelling of 'sentence'. LOL..."Let he who is without spellcheck cast the first stone"...LOL *Rolls on floor, holding stomach, giggling insanely*

*gawks* Blasphemous Christ Chex.

And you call yourself a Dane fan? That's Dane's classic joke "Paper Thingies"

And the reason I used an i instead of an o. Yes I know how to spell it, your not the first guy I have embarrassed. Is because while telling this joke he draws out a long i.

Your a faggiiiiiit!



........And if I act like a 14 year old, you act like sperm. SUFI suckamuthafucka!

Way to spell.

"Faggit"

and your how old? lol. 14? No? Oh...you just act like it then...my mistake.

Its "faggot"

*Waits for "YEah, you'd know" comment because the people here are so intellectually awesome.*


And by reading the first sentance "Paper thingy" threw me off.

Hey Typhoid let's play with my paper thingy....

pick a number... 4?... ok....1, 2, 3, 4

ok now pick a color.... purple?....ok.....p u r p l e....

hehehee.....Your a faggit!